rosexknight:

smitethestate:

runcibility:

patrickat:

bisexuanal:

I hate men so much they literally are like this. Purposeful incompetence to avoid responsibilities they don’t want …………… the comments on this post on fb were So bad

Save the leftovers. Throw the whole man out.

Imagine being this fucking petty over a reasonable request to do even a fraction of the share of housework, and thinking you’re a good partner.

Makes you understand how so many dudes can be clueless and full of shit on so many other topics, too.

I hope his wife poured a glass of spaghetti and gulped it slowly while making steady eye contact with him as her lawyer presented the divorce papers.

The sad part is the spaghetti was likely already in a pot. Because everyone I know eats spaghetti right out of the pot. Literally all he likely had to do was put a lid on the pot and put the pot in the fridge. Fuck this guy.

zingoogniz:

zingoogniz:

itswalky:

wackd:

inbarfink:

wackd:

web-s:

I think you’re gonna be a bad teacher.

he could remember that long password but not what any given electronic is called

Remembering the password is *useful*, rememebring the name of Goobers isn’t inherently so.

fair

the bit of animation where peter throws the monitor behind them as they run is basically my favorite thing

he got that password by watching a mirrored reflection of her hands, through a grate in the ceiling.

but still has to peck at the letters with single fingers

okay listen, theres a reason intelligence and wisdom are two different stats

demilypyro:

Look man there isn’t a lan cable on earth that can reach up the stairs and into my room.

does your room not have an ethernet port? i mean nothing against wifi streams, i use wifi too but like, in dutch houses are there not ethernet ports?

blackoutace:

silver-tongues-blog:

silver-tongues-blog:

silver-tongues-blog:

I never had a lol so random phase and feel like I missed out. I should have one now

potato

Look, if you ever used “XD” “OwO” “RAWR” “T-T” unironically or there was a time where you genuinely enjoyed lolcats, I have bad news for you. 

I use OwO unironically now but thats more of a hewwo thing

warmfuzzyfelines:

where-are-zebedes-bees:

what-kicks-is-konyyl-wearing:

dust-on-page12:

starbuckssollux:

shubbabang:

What if the trolls went to human high school but like everyone knew what trolls were so it wasn’t as weird but still like what if

this post is like unearthing a fucking fossil

To see this post in person is a big honor.

wow, I’ve seen screenshots and endless comic dubs but haven’t actually seen the post with my own two eyes, this is a precious relic that we must treat with care

holy shit

@qaznotquaz

gingerwap:

cognitohazardous:

pokemonpostsdaily:

praying for a twist where you mechanically cannot actually beat him and story progression involves a detour around his gym battle like you just have to kill him

the-quierdest:

brandyandpipetobacco:

my-dankest-stolen-memes:

This is legitimately one of the funniest things I’ve seen in weeks.

No no you’re missing the best part

Can someone post the final scene of them all in the car and trying to drive while in agony?

storm-and-flame:

frogsuggest:

meme758:

久宝寺緑地（大阪府八尾市）

take me to church

#i’ll worship like a frog at the slide of your lies

I’LL TELL YOU MY SINS AND THEN I’LL EAT ALL YOUR FLIES