Silver Tongue

yourplayersaidwhat:

The party wizard: Does anyone have an egg?

Our Kenku ranger: Give me a sec.

manywinged:

everything is gay coded when your are. home of sexual

zinnia-apologist:
“ m-eowdy:
“” ”

coffing:

showerthoughtspost:

Your money’s not yours. It’s just your turn with it.

what if I eat it

galactic-empress:

I haven’t laughed this hard in so long

bpdhawks:
“ swampgallows:
“hello dearest followers
”
@izu ”
@uncle-cucky

bpdhawks:

swampgallows:

hello dearest followers

@izu

@uncle-cucky

c-bassmeow:
“Idk which one is funnier
”

c-bassmeow:

Idk which one is funnier

toastpotent:

toastpotent:

fuck france but i love love love love the entire concept of the catacombs. there are literally just tunnels running under like all of paris? are you shitting me? and you can just get some snacks and go under there and chill out if you want you don’t need a license or anything you just need someone who can find their way around there a little. you can just leave work one day and go “fuck this i wanna see some bones” and head on down there and fuck dude you might see some bones! you might just see some bones

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what i have learnee from this post is: europe is full of fun and exciting hidden places to explore but unfortunately in order to reach these places you do have to deal with europeans