Silver Tongue

staticandlove:

tmgpodcast:

the DELIVERY

Shakespeare would write this

Its jared 19 who cant read and the king

williamfbuckley:

funnytwittertweets:

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health
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abracadaze:

meditating on the fact that manscaped is pumping this site full of its ceaseless unending ads when tumblr is 1. the #1 website where male users are least likely to have balls 2. the #1 website where users who possess balls are least likely to be men and 3. the website with the highest population percentage of users who love unshaved hairy pussy and cock and balls. people here love bush more than republicans did in the months after 9/11

breadcunt:

dbshawnblog:

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Tom Hardy was a surprise competitor at the 2022 Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu Open Championship in Milton Keynes, England

“I was shell-shocked,” Appleby said about Hardy’s showing up to the event unannounced. “[Hardy] said, ‘Just forget it’s me and do what you would normally do.’”

Appleby continued, “He’s a really strong guy… You wouldn’t think it with him being a celebrity. I’ve done about six tournaments and I’ve been on the podium in every one. But he’s probably the toughest competitor I’ve had — he certainly lived up to his Bane character, that’s for sure.”

Regular tom hardy encounter

mymagicgrandpa:

Pages 17-24 of chapter 13 of My Magic Grandpa.

Chapter Synopsis:   After a special visit to the library, Coach and Suzie learn of an  ominous prophesy that could be coming true, and they have to investigate  before disaster comes.    

My Magic Grandpa is a paranormal fantasy adventure that takes place in the 90s, go check it out in the url shown below!

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redead-red:

watching a movie at home circa like, 2001 was like

  • put your TV on channel 2 so the VCR will work
  • open up the clamp shell case that held the VHS that has that satisfying crrlikkkkkk
  • put in the movie
  • gdi it has to be rewound
  • press STOP and then rewind because its so much faster that way
  • start the movie and it takes a few seconds for the movie to actually start cause you rewound to the VERY beginning
  • FBI will get you if you illegally distribute or exhibit this movie
  • and then. because you forgot that movies are always so much louder than TV

COMING SOON TO OWN ON VIDEO AND DVD

  • QUICK LOWER THE VOLUME LOWER THE VOLUME LOWER THE VOLUME OH FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Okay crisis averted.
  • although. these ads are kind of quiet. a little hard to hear…..
  • better turn up the volume…

THX

weaver-z:

weaver-z:

Just saved the lives of everyone in a diner. No big deal

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should have done harry styles 21 times with one jimmy hendrix song in there to make people think it was over

siderealsandman:

idislikethissite:

kvlt-classic:

tiktoksijustthinkareneat:

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I’m convinced that it triggers the last vestiges of hunter-gatherer instinct. You see someone nail a sick archery shot and your primitive brain gets all twitterpated thinking about how much giant sloth meat you’re going to have for the winter.