duraraross:

peteseeger:

Brainstatic blocked me lmao

I fucking thought that said “single player” and was confused as to what the FUCK single player games had to do with Bernie or ICE

i read it as single player and bernie and thought they were talkin about roosterteeth until ICE was brought up

keepcalmandcarrieunderwood:

just-shower-thoughts:

If you die while making food in a slow cooker, whoever finds your body will have a nice warm meal waiting for them.

They can also eat whatever is in the slow cooker too

theglowpt2:

brendon you’re doing amazing sweetie

kuboe:

kuboe:

The things Jeff Goldblum posts on his Instagram are incredibly simple yet so powerful

officialkeikoandgilly:

zamisriza-the-resurrection:

Reblog the 500,000 dollar written check from Seto Kaiba and money will come your way.

Replace it with £194 million via lottery cheques and you got a deal, Kaiba-boy.

Originally posted by whats-wrong-with-ygo

gauntletspirit:

howdidthisevenhappenanyway:

ninety6tears:

roguetelemetry:

nekoama:

prokopetz:

ultrafacts:

bryarly:

foxfairy5:

ultrafacts:

Source More Facts

Yes this could have to do with the fact that Freya the Norse Goddess of love, beauty and fertility drove a chariot pulled by cats.

So, if I ever get married, I fully expect a catmobile. 

One of the other reasons why they gave cats to each other was for their valuable skills as mousers. Cats were able to control rodent populations around their properties.

Also, Norse myths are thought to have the earliest literary descriptions of the Norwegian Forest Cat. They were described as large, strong cats that drew Freya’s chariot and were so heavy that not even Thor, God of Thunder, could lift them from the floor. (Source)

They kinda live up to the legend, too. Your average Norwegian Forest Cat is twenty pounds of solid muscle, with claws large and strong enough to climb solid rock. They’ve been known to attack bears when defending their territory. And yet they’re one of the cuddliest breeds out there, particularly noted for being patient with small children.

I have a Norwegian mix, and can attest that she is the cuddliest cat but also insane enough to try and fight a bear.

Viking cats “FIGHT ME”

Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, still could not lift this cat.

I always love it when this post comes round because a) giant kitties who Thor can’t lift and b) that picture omg boar riding and flower throwing is a good thing

@notoftheskaal

A chariot pulled by cats.

the ultimate bode

aeonlamb:

setheverman:

what’s the mood for july?

Originally posted by kropotkindersurprise

raejin99:

raejin99:

raejin99:

Just got to do some woodworking for the first time in a long while, and I am once again reminded of why I enjoy my favorite type of word to work with: Purpleheart.

Why’s it called purpleheart?

Muthafuckin’ purple wood. How cool is that? It’s brown when you cut it, but due to oxidization, eventually turns to a beautiful purple color. (if you don’t seal it at this stage, it’ll eventually turn red, I believe, which is still pretty, but you buy purpleheart for purple, damnit!)

And everything you make with it turns out amazing.

Purple floors?

Nice.

Purple stairs?

Fancy.

Purple table?

Sweet.

Purple guitar?

Awesome.

Purple whatever the hell is going on here?

Epic.

It’s just such a cool wood to work with, and it’s sturdy enough to be used for just about anything. If I ever get a house, half of it might just end up being made out of purpleheart.

Anyway, that’s enough nerdery for one post. I will now return to reblogging stupid pictures and recipes.

For some reason this ancient, ancient post keeps getting notes randomly. It is now less than 40 notes away from 30,000.

*Why.*

*sobs*

icecreamsandwichcomics:

Cookie dough is my favorite
salted caramel is a close second

lighthouse1138:

docincredible:

bando–grand-scamyon:

why am I chuckling so hard

The cure for fascism is… politically-motivated threats of brutal physical violence?

That’s literally fascism.

Yeah, remember how we defeated fascism in WW2 through polite conversation

also, fascism is more than political. Theres actually a word for people who whandwave fascism as nothing more than differing political opinions. Theyre called fascist. Because they dont care that the administration is setting up concentration camps for kids or revoking citizenship from people or reversing several minorities rights