adurot:

tredlocity:

tredlocity:

Happy October, people.

Old comic but I still really like it lol

This is like the entire premise of the comic book series Outer Darkness, except the ghosts are trying to eat you.

theproblematicblogger:

feminists-against-feminism:

dreamy-hates-everything:

feminists-against-feminism:

unstumpabledeplorable:

berqamot:

theproblematicblogger:

So I have a question for my followers: are there any conspiracy theories you’re 100% convinced are real

Canadian prime minister Justing Trudeau is the illegitimate son of the late Cuban dictator Fidel Castro

Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

Castro with Treudeau’s parents

holding Justin’s older brother as a baby

Supposed parents are both white, yet Justin has Brown nipples

See, the nipples angle is just not something I would’ve thought to pursue

1000$ says his brother, who actually looks like his father Pierre, has pink nipples.

Do we have a picture of Fidel’s nipples? My searches have yielded fakes and forgeries.

not to derail the theory but

this pic of castro looks like shia the beef

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3fargone:

gayavatarstyle:

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Sokka: Aang y'know how you took away Ozai’s firebending?

Aang: I recall yes

Sokka: can I have it

Aang: …what?

Sokka: can I have his firebending. just for like ten minutes

Aang: what no

Sokka: why not I wanna prank zuko

Aang:

Aang:

Aang: okay five minutes

Zuko, bursting in Katara’s door: HOW LONG HAS SOKKA BEEN A FIREBENDER

Katara, who has no context but likes to mess with Zuko: our whole lives why

Zuko: this is so messed up. I thought Sokka was a non-bender

Katara: you thought the avatar’s brother was a non-bender?

Zuko: …excuse me?

Katara: [airbends away]

Aang: I’m starting to think I abused my energybending somewhat

Suki, using waterbending to put out a fire Sokka started: nah you’re fine

Zuko: at least you’re still normal Toph

Toph: sure am. by the way did you change your hair? it looks nice

Zuko: [screaming]

Hullo I return bearing PART 2

Also yes I slightly over-buffed Aang, but back muscles are tasty so I have no regrets

the way you draw Zuko’s hair and Aang’s muscles is more important than the Oscars

life-with-jitters:

Don’t judge me, microwaved corndogs suck and it takes too long to cook them in the oven

musubiki:

short comic about anon hate

 gentle reminder that I do my art for ME!! i am on nobody’s payroll and i have no obligations to cater to ANYONE!!! so fair warning: if you send me negative shit, YOU WILL BE BLOCKED!! i ain’t got time for this bad energy. peace

liquidstar:

this is what i wanted

draumboosky:

draumboosky:

muchymozzarella:

birdtypeglitch:

conquered-gnomes:

birdtypeglitch:

tearlessrain:

prksoda:

shakescene:

the only adjectives in the english language:

1. tender

2. feral

3. horny

for your consideration

Why is Jesus Feral

- Killed a tree because he was angry that it didn’t give him fruit when it wasn’t fruit season

- Destroyed a bunch of tables and chased the owners with a whip

- Blew up and then acted like he didn’t know nobody (Mark 3:33)

- Yelled at his followers for interrupting his nap to let him know their boat was about to sink

- Healed a blind man by spitting on him

- Explicitly ordered his followers to steal a donkey for him

And that’s just the highlights from Mark.

“Why is Jesus feral”

*me, having read the bible* um the boi he wild 

clownmoontoon:

bitchofnovember:

Holy shit - so I put almost every word to “always”, in keeping with my foul fucking mouth, except for the one or two I don’t use much, and it got my age to within a year. This is fucking hardcore magic.

HEY WHAT THE FUCK

meladoodle:

In improv class we had to come up with a kinda neutral statement for someone to respond to and one of the guys said to me “hey did you hear they’ve stopped making socks?” and I just lost it. That shit is so funny. Why would they just stop making socks. I wanna explore that world.