brunhiddensmusings:

graphitetroll:

its-pronounced-eye-gor:

the muppets, 1x01: “Pig Girls Don’t Cry.”

Why did they make me watch Fozzy Bear experience a micro aggression

his dating life was a lot of upward struggle

homoslovenc:

novitiate2017-deactivated202002:

Hell world

capitalism ruined art and entertainment

jakemorph:

jakemorph:

I don’t think enough retellings of the Cain and Abel story make note of the fact that nobody had ever been killed or even died before when it happened. Cain had no idea beating his brother to death could possibly be a bad thing

Cain really did fuck around and find out

Got gets really pissed at people doing things they dont even know would happen. Eve was never told to not eat from the tree, only adam was AND before the fruit of knowledge they didnt even know what good and evil were.

mspoffin:

mspoffin:

mspoffin:

im art blocking so hard

have half a piece of sushi

hey guys…. it’s me….. goku sushi

im glad that out of all the art ive been painstakingly cranking out on a daily basis this month, this is what you people decided to reblog

thejohnsu:

The Chain Link of Zelda: It’s Dangerous to Go Alone

- and some other variants that came to mind

Made in Flash

morthils:

frogandtoadaregays:

frogandtoadaregays:

i hate when memes become outdated and i have to deprogram myself from referencing them anymore. whenever my mouth says “this is so sad” my brain immediately follows it up with “alexa play despacito” but i’m not ALLOWED to say that anymore

how DARE u make this post uplifting and cute

If my parents can use slang from the 80s without even feeling self-conscious then I can use a meme that’s a little stale

memes never die as long as you continue to use them. thats how loss and lucky luciano have survived this long

hamelin-born:

fuckyeahasexual:

….

…

is that true??

Holy shit!!

#honestly i’m unironically here for this #ace blogging#also i’ve just realized that all of the characters i headcanon as on the ace spectrum#i also headcanon as good cooks#(with the exception of obi-wan who cannot cook lol)

yourplayersaidwhat:

DM: You encounter a hoarde of diverse skeletons

Bardbarian: How do we know which ones are boys and which ones are girl???

DM: You encounter a group of diverse skeletons, some of the skeletons have round boney mounds on their ches-

Me: BONE TIDDIES!?!?!?!

ittybittytatertot:

professorsparklepants:

mud-foot:

au where uncle aaron doesnt die but he has still just found out his favorite nephew is spiderman so now hes just kinda like :/ damn i guess i gotta be a superhero now

its like batman and robin if batman were the sidekick. hes just sort of following miles around dragging his scrawny little butt out of tight spots and yelling encouragement. 

Spiderman pulls his phone out during the middle of a fight and is like “Things aren’t going very well, can you come pick me up?” and less than ten minutes later the Prowler crashes his motorcycle into the Green Goblin’s face.

I’ve never thought of “my 13yo nephew went and became a superhero so I guess I’m helping him out now” as a villain redemption arc before but now it’s everything I need in life.

mexicain-sans-frontieres:

la-volpe-bianca:

txgun:

Is that a fucking cat laser?

OHMYFUCKINGGOD