luminous-orb:

stardew valley be like. I subsist on a diet of raw fish and algae. I stay up until midnight cutting down trees. I hang out in abandoned mines for fun. Everyone in town still wants to marry me

to be fair, BOTW is the same way

probablybadrpgideas:

Add in Blue Shell mechanics where the least-competent player can fling rocks at the more competent ones until they tell them their secrets.

raechelrae:

raechelrae:

totally-gonna-fuck-the-world:

Saw some photos of them behind scenes on fb and put them together yno

this looks like a new meme format

f1m2pete:

bastion-official:

ethicalcringe:

garmr:

teacupballerina:

luxtempestas:

do u ever debate whether or not to engage somebody’s shitty comment so you go to their blog and 8/10 times its just

ok but the blogs of 9/10 people who liked and reblogged this post in agreement are just

moral of the story: stop being condescending and mind ur business

isnt the 2nd person the guy that ships the powerpuff girls with aku

Today on: Literally Nobody is Free From Sin

Tumblr is constructed almost entirely of glass houses and rocks.

theponyarchive:

marsincharge:

meckamecha:

caucasianscriptures:

Can confirm this

Modern laundry sauce doesn’t cause color leaching like old laundry sauce did

…..call it something else

clothes marinade

undefindatawsome:

lifewasted:

buttsbutts:

i was playing scrabble and i had a B, U, R, G, E, and R and i thought “aha burger, one who burgs, but my mom will never accept that as a word” but then i remembered burger is actually a word

one time I played the word “am” and I thought, they can totally let that slide because of AM radio and A.M time.

then i remembered 

Scrabble does things to your mind that you can never come back from.

donesparce:

donesparce:

probably the funniest interaction i’ve had with someone i do not know is the day i had jury duty so my friend pop dropped me off at it and went to class downtown with the agreement she’d pick me up after she got out of class, and if i gout out of jury duty early she’d pick me up from the houston library which was a couple blocks down and easy to walk to and a place you could stay all day with no questions asked

anyways while there i started drawing and this dude kept getting closer and closer till he was like in the chair next to me and was like ‘what a beautiful drawing’ and i’m like thanks but 

him saying that reminded me i had been in that position for a couple hours and i really needed to pop my neck so i did

and he immediately called me a disgusting bitch and got up and slammed the chair he was in back into the table and was like ‘can you believe this woman’ to several people who were just trying to read some research books and 

still funny

if she back cracks shes a thot

ayellowbirds:

therobotmonster:

lost-carcosa:

Albino raccoon

Quick, spot the main character!

it’s so weird how much of a raccoon’s… raccoonness? is tied up in its pattern. This looks like a completely different animal, some sort of weird marsupial.

i thought it was a possum at first

beckyhop:

iwilleatyourenglish:

today i learned that, when Jared Leto sent Margot Robbie a live rat as a part of his rude, bullshit “method acting” fo Suicide Squad, she was scared but still refused to abandon or harm the rat.

she overcame her initial fear in order to buy him a proper set up and take care of him until she found the rat a reliable owner, who… ended up being Guillermo del Toro for some reason?

so yeah that’s what happened with the Suicide Squad rat

I mean, I’D trust Guillermo del Toro with a rat.

bluehatted:

my boy’s all grown up!!!!