Silver Tongue

carydorse:

dduane:

gardnerhill:

tzikeh:

super-sootica:

With so many elections coming up worldwide it’s probably a good time to remind everyone that tumblr once got infested with agents trying to convince everyone not to vote, or not to vote left because the candidates weren’t morally pure enough.

Also a reminder that they were better at tumblr than most of us, comrade interloper was great at memeing. Like, the talent!

Anyway don’t fall for it. There is no morally pure option.

Vote for whoever can move you one inch closer to your goals. This is a long game. If there’s a candidate who wants to move you a mile closer to your goals but they do not stand a chance in the general election, you vote for whoever can move you one inch closer to your goals. The time to vote for the “one mile” candidate in the primaries. Once you get to the general, you vote for the one who has a chance in hell of winning, or you’re actively working against progress. 100% of the time, voting in a general for a “can’t win” candidate because their beliefs align more with your beliefs is actively working for the opposition. There is no situation in which this is not true.

One side is addressing climate change and raising the minimum wage and forgiving student debt. The other side are GODDAMN TRAITORS AND INSURRECTIONISTS and are openly removing women’s rights, LGBTQ people’s rights and VOTING access. But DO tell me again that Both Sides Are Just As Bad As Each Other.

Vote. Every time you don’t vote moves you closer to the day when you’ll never be allowed to vote again.

No vote means half a vote for the enemy

The price good people pay for complacency is to live under tyranny.

tramampoline:

dajo42:

i like that the name nuzlocke stuck. like the original thing was just called hard mode but it featured a nuzleaf named after locke from lost and to this day its still called a nuzlocke. theres even variations like wonderlocke. like the locke part became a suffix. i like that. i really like how words happen

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thats him

raptorific:

GLaDOS is literally the funniest character ever. Her arc culminates in her saying “I hate you so much it’s not even worth the trouble of killing you, so just fucking LEAVE. And on your way out here’s a full choir to sing ‘Goodbye My Darling,’ an Aria I wrote in Italian about how I love you and want you to be safe, which mentions you by name. Don’t read into it. Get the fuck out. And here, something to remember me by: a box with a heart on it. Leave.” to a woman who has literally never responded to anything she’s ever said

acnhkiosk:

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Tutorials for making fake buildings
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pandavalkyrie:

regenderate:

wendou:

ADHD

2016

Zhou Wendou

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decepticonsensual:

manywinged:

i know that it has some bad implications but when evil mirror versions of characters are hotter and sluttier than their original counterparts to show that they have no morals and are not to be trusted it’s always kind of funny to me. like. what would you even do if you met your alternate self and they obviously get more pussy than you. how are you supposed to act about that.

*meets my alternate self and they’re more buttoned-up than I am* wait a goddamn minute here…!

reminds me of that post thats like…

*a ghost and another version of me appear in my room* “And this is how life would be if you didnt”
“OH PLEASE SPECTRE, SHOW ME NO MORE OF THESE HORRORS!”
*they disappear*
“… well fuck you too”

dyatlovpassingprivilege:

dyatlovpassingprivilege:

dyatlovpassingprivilege:

i’ve always been a bit unclear what the vibe with columbo is. do you people want to fuck him?

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this is not elucidating things

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oh okay i get it now

notunda:

the-motan:

clonepa:

clonepa:

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zero note big man

fuck you. one note big man

fool that you are, as you attempt in vain to change with a quill what is written in stone.

zero note big man

forklift-certified-catgirl:

I FORGOT I MADE A FUCKING CUSTOM SOUND PACK FOR MINECRAFT AND SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF MYSELF IM CRYING