zetrystan:

Prove your bromance.

merwild:

I loved drawing this one so much! Honestly, Link is my new muse but I feel sorry for him because the tan line here is going to be ridiculous. Pretty sure he wouldn’t care though. 

sounddesignerjeans:

lusec:

sounddesignerjeans:

It’s 2:30 AM and I’m in the men’s bathroom and someone was in another stall and I starting blaring the Thomas The Tank Engine theme and I literally heard them stop peeing out of fear

how do you know it was fear and not arousal?

I like to think we live in a nice world and not the one you just created

pressurizedpleasure:

The punchline of this comic is the truest thing to ever exist.

thebestoftumbling:

This perfectly encapsulates why I hate “The Big Bang Theory” (x)

jade-suture:

littlestmoonbeam:

pussy-lemonade:

I choked, who is this man cause I love him.

The guitarist from Rage Against The Machine which has always been political so like??? Fake fans….

They are called.. rage against the machine…

potrix-the-queerschlaeger:

jxhn-mulaney:

rinlockhart:

blautitlewave:

buckakke:

john mulaney talking about how much he loves his wife and roasting other male comedians that just talk shit on their wives is why The Gays like him so much because he’s what Straight Culture should be

Talking shit about your spouse is a sign of affection.

No. No it’s not. What kind of dystopian world do you live in?

straight culture should be commissioning Renaissance styled biblical paintings of your french bulldog not talking about how marriage is a prison

Talking shit about your spouse to your spouse’s face because you’re in a teasing/cheeky mood can be a sign of affection.

Talking shit about your spouse behind their back to other people in a way that belittles them is fucking bullshit.

why do straight people marry people they dont love?

antiblackness:

m86:

snakegay:

snakegay:

john lennon shortly after being necromanced by me: im john lennon from the beetles  and im alive again, cool

me: [from above] think again john

almost 3000 notes and no one has taken offense to me using necromancy to resurrect john lennon in order to kill him again

oh please we love it! 

reagan’s next

can you do it to regan twice?

honestlyvan:

faunafemes:

lcsingstars:

_{how to know if tumblr has been eating your asks: send yourself anywhere between 5-10 asks, ( anon or not ) but have each ask be nothing but an order in which you sent them.}

_{i.e: the first ask says ‘1′, the second says ‘2′, etc etc.}

_{i sent myself ten of these, both on anon and not. This was all i received back:}

_{Tumblr is now eating asks along with notifications. We must be more interactive than ever if we want keep this form of entertainment we call the rpc. Go ahead and warn your friends or test this for yourselves.. This post is reblogable.}

I just sent myself five of these. none of them came through.

So, hey, I tested this with numbers from 1-10 too, alternating between anon and logged in, and I also only got the message that said “10″ in my inbox.

But then I tested this by actually typing out the words “one”-”ten” and sending those as asks and well well

would you look at that.

It’s still likely that Tumblr has changed some shitfucking thing again that’s causing asks to get eaten more often, since it looks like single-symbol asks at least get automatically filtered away somehow, but the situation isn’t as dire as “only every tenth message gets through”. I recommend y’all test this out some more.

asks dont get sent if theres no space after a period. if its only one character. if its got more than four periods in a row or if its in all caps. Its part of tumblrs anti spam measures