haedonists:

lordhellebore:

ianrojo:

foleypdx:

aquarianoccultist:

Somebody finally put this into words

This is the most real and relatable thing… Wow.

Tumblr, this isn’t healthy. At best it leads to confusion about boundaries; at worst it leads to abuse.

“I like being by myself and am comfortable in my own company. If you want to spend time with me, spending time with you has to feel better than being by myself. I won’t spend time with you if it makes me feel worse than being by myself.”

What is unhealthy about this? How could it ‘lead to confusion about boundaries/ abuse’? I find it very healthy, and in fact, it’s setting excellent boundaries: “If being with you makes me feel worse than not being with you, then I choose feeling better and not being with you.” 

Here’s a funny thing. This isn’t the first person I’ve seen reacting negatively to a post where someone points out that there’s nothing wrong with being alone / actively choosing to be alone / not chasing relationships just because ‘you gotta’ or ‘everyone else is having one.’ I can’t find the other post right now, but it was advising people to become more comfortable with doing things by themselves, when not in a relationship (going to the restaurant, to the theater, etc). And in comes some twit, with ‘hurr durr, an asocial serial-killer wrote this.’

[inert GIF of someone flipping the bird here]

I’ve noticed that a hell of a lot of people feel actively threatened by the existence of highly introverted people, who don’t have problems with being alone and who might actually prefer that state of being. Even when all we’re doing is existing and minding our own lives, with little to no fuss.

I don’t know how to put this more clearly than the fact that there’s absolutely nothing healthy about someone going against their own nature, just because ‘society says so-and-so.’ And this can range from getting involved in a relationship one isn’t actually interested in, just because people are pressuring one for being ‘lonely’, all the way to having unwanted children, just because ‘everyone else is doing it’, instead of any genuine desire to be a parent.

frankly im shocked that some people are so entitled that they feel its a personal attack that someone would rather spend time by themselves than with them

yourplayersaidwhat:

(Context: Players got shipwrecked on an island with a mansion and a large tower in the fantasy bremuda triangle while searching for an NPC named stephan they traveled with until he got kidnapped as well as a relic of power.)

Me setting the scene:You pull the rope and the doorbell chimes (hums classic doorbell tune) and after a while you hear the pitter patter of someone frantically running. its getting louder and it stops just behind the door and you hear someone taking deep breaths.

NPC behind door breathing heavily: Hold on a moment. Oof. I just need to catch… My breath… WHEW. (whispers) This place is way too big

Me: As the door opens, you hear him say

NPC: Sorry, Its not every day I get visitors

Me: and standing before you is Stephan

Monk OOC: WHAT!?

Me: And I think thats where we’ll leave the session

 Monk OOC: NO! WHAT NO! I NEED TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM I’LL PUNCH YOUR FACE IF THIS IS WHERE WE END

liquidstar:

tyhplosion:

tyhplosion:

the way artists draw themselves is so funny like we all make ourselves look like exhausted gremlins and then there’s fucking. elmer “butch” hartman who managed to make his self insert oc look like a complete and total douchebag

I Literally Have Never Seen A Man Be So Self Absorbed

OP it gets worse.  Theres an actual character in The Fairly Odd Parents that’s a caricature of Butch Hartman (And voiced by him) named “DR. Rip Studwell” and his defining character trait is being hot 

adhd-alien:

‪There is a difference between being lazy and not being able to do something and everyone needs to know it. ‬

‪(Procrastination can also be unproductive things - Executive Dysfunction can be part of the other struggles)‬

newtonpermetersquare:

Fellow biologists

earthsong9405:

Aight, ya’ll asked for it so I have brought to you my offering: a bunch of Gerudo ladies! This is mostly to show off the common traits of a Gerudo depending on parentage. I honestly had a load of fun doing this; it proved to be a good exercise in face shape and trying to make everyone look different from one another. <:

As a side note, these are all the results of a Gerudo woman having a child with another race of any gender. Gerudo men, unless they have kiddos with a Gerudo woman, will not produce Gerudo children.

I might do a second version of this for some Gerudo bois if ya’ll are interested. <: In the meantime I hope ya like it! uwu

computationalcalculator:

hauntedtesty:

prokopetz:

I know we joke, but I kind of love the setup for the latest arcs in the Pokémon anime. Like, yeah, it’s low-effort, but that’s kind of the point: everybody knows the cartoon is gonna be about Ash day-tripping through the plots of the various games, and there’s no point pretending otherwise, so how can we send Ash to Pokémon Hawai’i for the least possible amount of effort? “Oh, Ash’s mom’s Mr. Mime won a vacation package in a prize drawing at the mall” – it’s so hilariously perfunctory it’s basically winking at the audience.

I’m very much looking forward to seeing what bizarre pretext they’ll use to send Ash to Pokémon England, is what I’m saying.

Ash’s mum’s mr mime has to go solve pokemon brexit

pokemon brexit is why galar doesn’t have the full pokedex

trashboat:

customer: can you check in the back?

me: madam there are HORSES in there

brandiggitty:

when I stop talking and realize my therapist hasn’t said anything in a while