Silver Tongue

lightwoody:

me walking into the theaters to see the new batman movie while wearing a team edward shirt just to piss off men

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usingtimewisely:

I think about this joke a lot.

jjadestar:

corvineconstellation:

jjadestar:

do u guys think the prevelance of talksprite rants on youtube can be linked back foamy the squirrel

does anyone even remember foamy the squirrel

​this is not a conversation im emotionally ready to have

this

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is a shared ancestor of this

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and this

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Sir, that’s my emotional support nightstand water bottle.
how do u feel abt 50s-60s slang shadow

bbgatile:

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ITS SO FUCKING GOOD

barrowlord93:

ughstuffandthings:

unamusedsloth:

Unnecessary Explosions.

Absolutely necessary*

This is the fucking best

viola-and-chill:

woodrider:

jncos:

Who was the man who first salted the slug

What was he thinking to try

Roaming the lands pouring salt on god’s creatures

Hoping for one which would die

Billy Joel - Piano Man

I hate this site

weirdmageddon:

lulurantis:

*lifts this boy by his armpits and holds him up for all to see* LOOK AT MY SON

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actually peak character design

staygay-ponyboy:

staygay-ponyboy:

in this essay i won’t

fuck you for coming to my ted talk

ninerlinas:
“ ninerlinas:
“I wanted to see what RvB has and will outlive
”
this is the exact kind of existential fear i intended to invoke with this post, thank you
”

ninerlinas:

ninerlinas:

I wanted to see what RvB has and will outlive

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this is the exact kind of existential fear i intended to invoke with this post, thank you