daylighteclipsed:

sparrowhawkandco:

daylighteclipsed:

daylighteclipsed:

why does Edward give off such strong cat energy

#broke: al never gets a cat#woke: edward is the cat (daylighteclipsed)

#the reason Al likes cats so much is they remind him of Ed

op your mind

butchpharah:

trainthief:

algernonmoncrieff:

I made him gay

there was no stonewall in the batman universe because george clooney personally rendered it unnecessary 

i love the wording because it implies that George Clooney personally altered the dc universe to make batman gay so now Batman is permanently and canonically gay

i mean of course batmans gay. did you think he just happened to be roomates with bruce wayne for no reason? no! bruce is his boyfriend

chasekip:

Three new Pokemon revealed!!!

badeliz:

argumate:

oh yeah well what if trains entering tunnels didn’t symbolise sex, in fact what if sex symbolised railway engineering, how about that huh

everything is about sex, except sex, which is about trains

shsl-bird:

your tumblr avatar is who you are on the outside, and your discord avatar is your true self

I am ratbird on outside AND inside

idledee:

give him back! he’s my brother, 

sorecererz:

“it would seem that you bitches have come to a standstill in tarzan’s forest. you have thirteen seconds before the island fucking explodes you hot topic wannabe and you blue gumball son of a bitch. you have done nothing but destroy my life i hope you both die”

sorecererz:

“it would seem that you bitches have come to a standstill in tarzan’s forest. you have thirteen seconds before the island fucking explodes you hot topic wannabe and you blue gumball son of a bitch. you have done nothing but destroy my life i hope you both die”