mickeyjperez:

romy7:

slightlyburntcinnamonroll:

Stabulous.

I want 7

gahdamnpunk:

🗣🗣 EAT THE RICH

scotchtapeofficial:

akimna:

is this a relatable artist mood

fuckin hell

i feel personally attacked

magiclesson:

justin: yeah taako is going to fucking die. he is on 0 hit points

griffin: this is so sad alexa play wonderland round three

zelda64l:

Psychic: *reads my mind*

My mind:

Psychic, as though possessed: “Fullmetal Alchemist”

Me, in a slightly different tone: “FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST”

cryptiboy:

lizardtitties:

mortiferamorphasmus:

polyxxena:

Yeah… this is abuse. The stranger with the styrofoam cup is correct.

I found the article, it’s as bad as you think it is:

“Being a psycho girlfriend is a unique kind of power that says A) you have absolute control over your happiness, even the happiness that comes from another person, and B) you’re pretty. When your boyfriend lets you get away with some next level crazy girl shit, he’s essentially saying that you’re pretty and he loves you. And sometimes you need to hear those things by any means necessary. So if you’re in a pinch, you should have some go-to fights to start, just for fun!”

https://totalsororitymove.com/random-fights-to-start-with-your-boyfriend-when-you-feel-like-testing-the-strength-of-your-relationship/

hey everyone! if you so does literally any of these things, especially for the reasons listed in this ass backwards article, they are abusing you. do not stay with abusers.

one-in-lemillion:

decaymart:

FULLMIDDLE MALCOMIST

FULLMIDDLE MALCOMIST

ALCHEM IN THE METAL

Roy: fullmetal, did you have anything to do with this mess?
ed: yes. No. Maybe… I dont know, can you repeat the question?

Ed punches god in the face: Youre not the boss of me now and youre not so tough.

homonculus to truth: life is unfair.

barfy:

skazuhira:

if Ocelot and Kaz ever fused the result would wear these 

thats so highly cursed take it down immediately

upstartgeek:

upstartgeek:

“alexa play despacito” is the new “let me play you a song on the worlds smallest violin”

that’s so sad, let me play you despacito on the world’s smallest alexa

joybare:

disney-official:

finally hit 2 followers

why the fuck would you hit 2 innocent people