fosslis-archive:

link after resurrecting before getting his memories back

davestridirk:

re3koning:

how are “homestuck is good, actually” and “homestuck is bad, actually” both Hot Takes on this site

not only are they both hot takes, but they’re both spoken by homestucks, to other homestucks, who agree, no matter which you say.

selanpike:

oh look more TAZ shit

electric-chai:

Alphonse teaches independence and stranger danger

superspecialsnowflake666:

medusabraids:

medusabraids:

medusabraids:

it’s so weird to me that shrek originally wasn’t meant to have a scottish accent can you imagine him with an american accent? it wouldn’t be the same the scottish accents adds some flavour some zest a certain je ne sais quoi

him shouting ‘DONKEY’ wouldn’t be as powerful

SDKSKDKAKDK

*goes to scottland* *squints suspiciously* why is everyone doing a Shrek accent

theinvisiblemonsters:

jumpingjacktrash:

inkskinned:

me: hmm it is a nice day. as i am filled with hubris, i will go outside and sit :)

every bug in the universe at once: crawl?????? for to crawl???????

me who likes bugs a lot: darlings it’s ok to crawl but be careful of get squish

bugs who are very smart: between page of book, i will Homestead

me: i turn page now

bugs: o my folly!

me who understands how nature works: this is communal space but please do not crawl onto skin i cannot see

bugs: there is sweat in yonder shoulderblades and i must be the one who licks it

me: and i must be the one who slaps the tickles

bugs: alas, i am laid low by the salt!

bisexualowain:

bisexualowain:

bisexualowain:

bisexualowain:

bisexualowain:

danrizart:

she knows.