lezbianz:

lezbianz:

oh boy a ray ban sunglasses sale? can’t wait to click on this link!

my identity has been stolen

homestuckorbust:
“ professorsparklepants:
“ imtooticky:
“ My coworkers complain when we can’t assign homework over Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur. As if somehow this interferes with their ability to teach their classes.
My coworkers complain that our...

homestuckorbust:

professorsparklepants:

imtooticky:

My coworkers complain when we can’t assign homework over Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur. As if somehow this interferes with their ability to teach their classes.

My coworkers complain that our Muslim students get to leave class to pray Salat at noon. Like, we have maybe one Muslim student every two or three years - thus far, all extraordinarily respectful and lovely kids! - and they slip quietly out of class to pray.

My coworkers find all this infuriating. “Imagine,” they cry, “If a Christian kid asked to do that.”

I calmly explain, every single time, that a Christian kid would never HAVE to do that, because every single Christian holy day is a day off school. Good Friday. Easter Sunday. Christmas day. Our entire country interrupts its financial and educational systems - schedules its WEEKS - around the Christian prayer customs and seasons.

God forbid we temporarily unclip the rope barrier and leave an opening for someone whose religious traditions vary from our own.

Heck, the only holy day we DON’T get off is Ash Wednesday, and that only involves a church service if you’re Catholic.

DING DING DING

glumshoe:

I’m not “holding” the mole.

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The mole bit the stick as I was saving it from a dog. When they bite down, they do not readily let go, and you are able to transport them to safety.

kanakalala458:

PSA: Please don’t hold moles like that

glumshoe:

that’s the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me

thisisisaac:

you sound like a starship’s central computer that has little grasp on what humans find enjoyable

glumshoe:

Can I offer you a nice mole in these trying times?

asharomi:

theinfiknight:

oockitty:

picsthatmakeyougohmm:

“TELL ME HOW THE GRASS TASTES, LITTLE MAN!”

Living for the twelfth century rendition of the coffin dance at the end

Astronomia 1.5k19

jasper-rolls:
“i wish sixpence hadn’t blocked me so i could reblog the actual post because it’s hands down the funniest thing they’ve ever written
”

jasper-rolls:

i wish sixpence hadn’t blocked me so i could reblog the actual post because it’s hands down the funniest thing they’ve ever written

napcaster-mage:

napcaster-mage:

9th doctor is best by default because Chris Eccleston is rabidly socialist and gives 0 shits about threatening the queen’s life on twitter

I’ve been informed his primary venue for promises of regicide is actually instagram

sublimesublemon:

disease-danger-darkness-silence:

queerhound:

gaidaigoji:

queerhound:

my aunt is pissed shes ranting on how # is an ampersand and not ‘hashtag’ I have never seen her so revved up on something so?????? 

& is the ampersand

Im about to ruin her day thank you

I wonder how this turned out.

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their aunt killed them

adamtots:

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A couple months ago I had this idea for a comic, but didn’t have the time or bandwidth to finish it on my own. I didn’t want to just let it go, so I commissioned the super talented @madygcomics to help out. I wrote it and colored it, and they did the pencils/inks. I’m so happy with how it turned out, and so excited to finally share it!!! The full comic is way too long for Instagram, but you can read the whole thing on my Patreon right now! Check it out and please don’t spoil the surprise ending! patreon.com/adamtots