it’s weird how a society that thrives on innovation and simplified ways of doing things criticizes shit like this… Did everyone just forget about the people of Flint?
DID EVERYONE JUST FORGET ABOUT THE PEOPLE OF FLINT???!!!!!!??
Finally!! The words in this were based off of Hiccup’s narration in the first book of the How to Train Your Dragon series by Cressida Cowell. I’ve been working on this for a few months now (on and off) and finally just finished it for the Dragons 2 release. Happy flying for those who are going to see it!!! :)
I had to oddly compress everything because of Tumblr formatting x__X make sure you click the 3 mini pictures after the first/second panel!!!
Oh my word this is amazing!! My heart is full and yet hurts at the same time!
Don’t Eat The Bread
Context: At the beginning of the game an insane old beggar woman managed to sell our paladin “bread” in an ally way. We had nearly forgot about it until we took inventory at a hot spring where the boys of our group got curious.
Paladin: I take out the bread
DM: *sighs* I would implore you not too
Warrior: I’ll take a bite if you take a bite
DM: I IMPLORE YOU NOT TOO
Paladin: I take some of the bread and split it with Burn Tee
DM: some crumbs fall into the water you’re sitting in and fizz/green smoke come out
Mage + Tank + Thief: DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!
Paladin and Warrior eat the bread
DM: Congrats!!1! You fucking idiots!! You both are now unconscious for the next 42 hours!!! Fuck Y O U!
