Watched the show, loved it, had to contribute something!
we closed 15 minutes ago and this one customer is still shopping and giving us attitude
closed 20 minutes ago and this bitch still has her cart. my manager is getting pissed. 👀
manager changed the announcement from “The store is closed and the registers will be shutting down shortly. Please proceed to the front.” to “The store is closed and registers have shut down. Please exit the building.”
The customer scoffed. I’m about to go fucking feral.
final update bc i just got out: manager actually fucking did it and shut down all the registers. customer got up front and freaked out with the cart. “What am I supposed to do with this!?” the customer shouts. my manager smiles and takes the cart. “don’t worry,” she says “we’ll put it back for you.”
customer stormed out and tried to get the last word in by shouting “you just lost a paying customer!” like….no….because the store is closed…
people really think they be that entitled to shit huh?
i gurentee that whatever they were trying to buy is not worth the cost of keeping the store open that far past the closing time.
The second part I ended up doing for the Collide collab was a little bit easier to get through :’>
I am no longer a slave to the homestucks
lion roars are not as powerful as some guy named frank with a trash can
how can you post that and not include the video
I’M FUCKING WHEEZING
*several seconds of feral snarls*
“great, great yeah that was good”
I liTERaLLY CAnT BTeAtHE
dude remember when USA tumblr used to go absolutely apeshit on the 4th of july and when people said “but america is terrible” we said “we know but let us just have this one day” but like ever since trump got elected it’s just been so bleak and chaotic that we can’t even pretend to be Ultra Patriotic For The Memes anymore. we’re just tired and angry.



