Silver Tongue
queenidinamenzel:
“ From this point on, I would like to be referred to as “The Ethically Challenged Witch of the North West.” ”

queenidinamenzel:

From this point on, I would like to be referred to as “The Ethically Challenged Witch of the North West.”

lordnot:
“ shadyparakoopa:
“ ichimomtsu:
“ you fools
”
don’t do this
” ”

lordnot:

shadyparakoopa:

ichimomtsu:

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you fools

don’t do this

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rogerinas-weave:

cranberribread:

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hey op what the fuck

luseals:

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oil slick hair

llonelyrollingstarr:

mean-bean-machines:

concept: all normal checkouts are replaced with self-checkouts but instead of losing their jobs the cashiers now get to sit on top of lifeguard chairs and periodically throw wine glasses at me like dracula while i buy my goods

what is a customer? a miserable little pile of coupons

cersei-the-truth-bombardier:

moonblossom:

willcub:

I have a feeling this will become iconic in due time.  

I’ve watched this for like a dozen loops and I still crack up every time

[Singing]
T-Birds: Well-a, well-a, well-a– Tell me more, tell me more, did'ya get very far?
Pink Ladies: Tell me more, tell me more–
Jules (in time, astonishingly): Does he look like a bitch?

senyalulz:

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that girl