fallowsthorn:

paranormal-thingum:

paranormal-thingum:

paranormal-thingum:

in 1999 it was illegal for anyone in the united states national security agency to own a furby or for furbies to be present on nsa property

i wouldn’t lie about this.

this thing was thought to have the power to destroy the u.s. government from the inside out

me: oh my god please tell me it’s because they thought the furbies would learn the words they heard and spill national security secrets

me, cackling: yesssssssss

sqvalors:

attentiondeficitstarscream:

replacing curses in sentences with harmless words like heck and then sometimes even censoring heck to “h*ck” is a good meme but an even better one would be, like, censoring the wrong word in a sentence entirely. example:

go fuck yours*lf

example A

mrcreepypasta:

Finally got my Wailord

looks like a silcoon

thegmsighs:

when the monk couldnt make it, i gave his character food poisoning from a fantasy vegas buffet.

yesterdaysprint:

Lexicon Balatronicum: A Dictionary of Buckish Slang, University Wit, and Pickpocket Eloquence, London, 1811

Originally posted by excitementshewrote

puffballpotato:

this is the funniest thing i read today

femoids:

NICE

https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/amazon-workers-immigration-jeff-bezos-ibm-nazi-protest-a8411601.html

wessasaurus-rex:

rockthatlookslikeafacerock:

dakhla92:

reblogging purely for the reaction image, i can’t stop laughing

CRYING

meet me in an ally behind the arbys and i’ll give you proof

robinthemagicbirdprincess:

WHAT THE FUCK WERE THE WRITERS THINKING

These kind of gags are my favourite. This and the spongebob one are my top two