The Porn Bot ARG is just the latest news about Death Stranding. Kojima made Norman Reedus learn how to make gifs and use tumblr so he could fuck with us
Mads Mikkelsen, eating potato chips in his pajamas and editing angel images on photoshop to make glitchy gifs, as per Hideo Kojima’s instructions: “Haha, I don’t know what’s going on! This is fun!”
okay, but the whole “Do you like to teleport” is a reference to the music video that was released to act as a prequel to the storyline of death-stranding; where it’s explained the whole “time being fucked up” thing is caused by a teleportation experiment gone wrong by some mobster like figures, and the lady in the icon is the same lady from the video that ends up becoming the first one of those black shadow things…
So I’m not sure if this was meant to be a shitpost but you’re literally right
The more I try to stray away from sanity, the closer I get to Mr. Kojima’s vision
there was a futurama episode but it was the result of mistranslating a martian calendar. all the rich folks ended up going to the planet that was actually going to be destroyed while earth remains safe
That person with the trans pride flag doesn’t look trans at all.
Me: You don’t have to like every part of something to be a fan, you can enjoy as much or as little as you want.
Someone: Gen 1 is the only good gen
Me:
but gen 1 IS the only good gen
gen1 was a broken mess of a game full of glitches and completely imbalanced. Gen II is superior to gen I in every way. And gen VII is better than gen II
I constantly forget about the whole ‘termite infestation’ problem we’re finally getting fixed until I walk into the bathroom and am confronted with The Void
this is not what I intended for you to focus on
come on it’s not even functional
oh like all of you have perfectly normal bathrooms
AM I BEING PRANKED
just so you all know I showed my friend The Void and she found it appropriately interesting and creepy
no one’s using the void it would be a waste of electricity
is no one going to mention the abundance of clocks on the fireplace
buddy you should have seen how many clocks there were before one of the walls was ripped down
no none of them work
This reads like a frustrated chaos demigod posted it.
This sort of thing is what I always assume is just out of frame on those real estate photos that show you some specific part of the room but not the whole.
Like, okay, sure, I totally believe you that this picture focusing in on the shower and front lip of the toilet is just the most interesting part of the bathroom, and not a transparent attempt to not show the entrance to the Chamber of Secrets that starts three inches to the left.
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