katswenski:

But seriously, please vote. Many states are not accepting ballots that arrive past November 3rd, and the postal service isn’t guaranteed to deliver on time now that it’s less than a week out. Here’s a fun article giving the lowdown on ballot deadlines!

Whether it’s in person (with a mask!) or by absentee ballot, please make your voice heard!

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satanic-slut-role-model:

endreal:

madamebomb:

dvandom:

jemthecrystalgem:

fridge246:

hubris-i:

bagginshield:

gallusrostromegalus:

systlin:

philosoverted:

Do you ever lie awake wondering how the heck Gimli knows what a nervous system is

Clearly dwarves have medical knowledge far more advanced than that of the other races.

His Majesty Dr. Gimli, son of Gloin, Neurosurgeon, M.D.

gimli trying to explain his studies to legolas, a flat-earther

#*scroll down* #*remember that middle earth is canonically flat for elves and round for everyone else* #*scroll back up & smash that reblog button"

tired: legolas took gimli to valinor with him because they were bffs/in love/etc. 

wired: legolas took gimli to valinor to prove the world was flat after arguing with him about it for decades

Sorry it’s what to elves

So, in Tolkein lore, the world was originally flat, with most of the land in the middle (hence Middle Earth).  But the Numenorians (men who were rewarded with their own Atlantis-equivalent island for service in the first big war against Melkor, but eventually Power Corrupts etc) tried to invade the uttermost west which was basically Elf Heaven.  To put an end to that sort of thing, the creator of the world Bent The World and made it a sphere…but left elves able to treat it like a flat disk.  So elves can sail west and reach Elf Heaven, but a man or dwarf or hobbit who sails west will eventually wrap around to the east coast of Middle Earth.

This is why Legolas can see for such great, almost impossible distances. The Earth does not curve for him.

Legolas said fuck the horizon

God I fucking love high fantasy

didnt frodo and bilbo sail west with the last of the elves at the end of lotr?

themysteriousmurasamecastle:

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busket:

pissvortex:

pissvortex:

just remembered my favorite ben shapiro own of all time which is when he was debating a transgender woman on dr. drew and he made a point to misgender her as many times as possible in a single sentence so she put her hand on the back of his neck like she was picking up a kitten, looked him dead in the eyes, and said “cut it out or you’ll be leaving here in an ambulance”

shapiro started immediately sniveling about civility in political debate like the little cockroach he is but not a single person in the room would back him up

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yourplayersaidwhat:

“Carlo is all skin no skeleton.”

isa-ghost:

iplaytolosebitch:

Person holding Skeleton (S): I have a joke for you :)

Person in Boo Hat (H): What?

S: What is a skeleton’s favorite snack? :3

H: I dunno… [go on guess] …death? [Noo….go on…GUESS!] Hckhhgh I dunno.

(H starts to giggle)

S: Come on…GUESS! WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING!? I haven’t told the punchline yet! What is a skeleton’s. Favorite. SNACK!? GUESS!

H: [still giggling] You’re putting a lot of pressure-

S: GUESS! FUCK! [slams skeleton’s head against crate] GUESS! GUESS GOD DAMN YOU! WHY WON’T YOU ANSWER ME!? WHAT IS MY FAVORITE SNACK?!

H: [laughing] Bones?

S: NO!!! [slams against another crate] NO!!! WHAT IS IT!? WHY MUST YOU FAIL ME SO OFTEN?!

H: [holding face and laughing quietly]

S: ………… [yelling at the top of their lungs] RIBS!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARE RIBS!!! FUCK!!!

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areyoustillthere0:

testosteronetwink:

This is like… CARTOON goth. This is the kind of goth i aspire to.

remy-labelle-art:

madamehearthwitch:

kolibritraum:

fangirltothefullest:

the-privateer:

queercbc:

Remembering the episode of Galavant where Kylie Minogue is The Queen of a medieval gay pub and sings this absolute bop.

i feel that it’s important to note that the guy with him NEVER at any point realizes that they’re in a gay bar/club

I think it’s also important to know that the guy that’s with him that’s clueless is a king.

Galavant is the BEST and it’s a shame it was cancelled.

#also Kylie Minogue is married to the Galavant actor so basically she’s singing a disco ode to her stud of a husband”

What

This show is an utter DELIGHT

Kylie Minogue and Joshua Sasse met filming this show so she isn’t singing a disco ode to her stud of a husband she is wooing a potential boyfriend with a gay disco ode.

too-many-mice:
“Harefords looking good now.
Mice not rats
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too-many-mice:

Harefords looking good now.
Mice not rats

anexperimentallife:
“ caucasianscriptures:
“One day it will get its revenge
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The cabbage guy from AtLA wrote this.
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anexperimentallife:

caucasianscriptures:

One day it will get its revenge

The cabbage guy from AtLA wrote this.