Silver Tongue

puertohurraco:

ilovebeingmexican:

no offense but that ep of jimmy neutron where they start working at a burger place and jimmy’s the janitor and he sees a pack of salt on the floor and says “oh it’s sodium chloride” he should have been fired just for saying that

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snuffysbox:

that one Gina-centric episode of Brooklyn Nine Nine provided me with a lot of Taako material and for that I’m eternally grateful

carnival-phantasm:
“ johnhocksbur:
“Too swole…to control…
”
King ”

carnival-phantasm:

johnhocksbur:

Too swole…to control…

King

cronagorgonzola:

moonlandingwasfaked:

general-george-washington:

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Lacroix is illegal now

habitable zone

I live in Massachusetts and I was curious what the Fuck this could possibly mean and uh

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Basically no one knows what’s in it and it’s maybe poison but Massachusetts is the only state that holds carbonated water to the same health and safety standards as regular water so LaCroix is just doing nothing and hoping there’s no consequences

shencomix:
“ I’m FILLING UP THE BATHTUB. I’LL DO IT. DON’T TEST ME.
https://shenstuff.com/
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shencomix:

I’m FILLING UP THE BATHTUB. I’LL DO IT. DON’T TEST ME.

https://shenstuff.com/

psycho-alchemist:

Crying is how your body speaks when your mouth can’t explain the pain you feel.

 - ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ

weirdmageddon:

weirdmageddon:

weirdmageddon:

spongebob screencaps that have a feeling

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