mariagvogel:

So I’ve seen the post he’s talking about around tumblr and twitter, but haven’t seen this on tumblr. I think it’s worth sharing.

(Also remember: do *not* pet service dogs!)

femme-fatigue:

I feel like we, as a fandom, don’t misuse Parlay enough. 

banishedquasiroyal:

fishy-strider:

banishedquasiroyal:

like come ON the homestuck beta troll girls were all very interesting and wonderful and most importantly, they were thirteen year old girls who were still developing as people when they met their deaths and began a long, traumatizing journey through space time!!!! and yet everyone either sexualizes and objectifies the ideas of them or fucking ignores the context of how their characters work and do stupid shit like stan some super ooc softboy version of karkat!

Catch me still stanning Amporas till I die

are you seriously admitting a major character flaw and simultaneously proving that i’m right

heavy-is-the-metal:

ttbngaming:

ttbngaming:

I dont want anymore Death Stranding trailers because I understand less each time

You just know the programmer hate their lives working on Death Stranding
“Wait we are making a walking simulator..we are not making a walking simulator but a real life simulator? Why are there babies? I have to make it so that the babies power the machine? Why are babies powering the machine? Please don’t make code ripping off a toenail”

Like what the fuck is this game about? Aliens? Time travel? Invisible alien xenomorph babies? Why did Norman Reedus’s skin turn red? What the hell did that lady eat? Are the babies seriously a power source?

Every Kojima game ever made

i think the original quote is even more wild. it was “he told me he wanted a smelling agent that would smell like blood when the computer heats up.” and honestly that makes me even more scared now that kojima is unchained

Person: Why do you always wear the same shirt?
Me: I only have five shirts and this is three of them

manic-pixie-meme-grrl:

attackofthekillershwees:

I’m watching a documentary on Netflix about animals getting prosthetics and this vet just hand sculpted a prosthetic beak for an injured swan and the very first thing it did was use its new beak to bite someone

that is very on-brand for swans

mithalan-mithrarin:

tredlocity:

always-thirsty-pocket:

I hope my favorite genre of fan art makes a come back: The Super Smash Bros fighters all hanging out together and having fun doing slice of life stuff, but now there’s a big purple murder alien dragon there.

Thanos?

[x]

its funny because it was like 3 times.
He also killed the chozo and adam

wingedcorgi:

incorrigible.

mimozza:

the bois are back