silkirose:

aqualateral:

showerthoughtsofficial:

Bones healing stronger after they break is like when your mom does a double knot when trying your shoes. Your body is like “there. Because you’re a clumsy fuck.”

conclusion: break all ur bones so ur twice as strong

Why didn’t Doctor Strange just use the magic portal to cut off Thanos hand

snovolovac:

mintyfresh-tilly:

justanother-teenagescrewup:

gay-undertones:

gay-undertones:

So my sister’s out for the day and my sister’s room is completely covered in One Direction posters

So I thought “why not cut out 350 shrek faces

aND MAKE EVERYTHING SHREK”

I PRESENT TO YOU

ONE DIR”SHREK”TION

350 shrek faces

No face left uncovered

Now we wait

MAN DOWN MAN DOWN

Its all ogre now

art is risk

I would let my room stay like that out of spite

chefpyro:

kinda feel like playing new vegas again, using all the same weapons and making all the same choices

What about the New Vegas mod for Fallout 4?

bulbasaur-propaganda:

#001 in the dex, #001 in the heart!

chefpyro:

What are you all even here for, I don’t even produce content anymore, I wiped my YouTube, what’s left

unfollowing people ive been following for a long time makes me feel bad

scintillart:

@abbf26 tnx for the inspiration

silver-tongues-blog:

Nina Tucker is a valid kids name

Maes Hughes is also a valid kids name