fakehistory:
“U.S. Border Patrol guard taking a break from their job of separating kids from their families (2018)
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fakehistory:

U.S. Border Patrol guard taking a break from their job of separating kids from their families (2018)

trainthief:

trainthief:

trainthief:

Being present in other people’s consciousness is such a weird concept. 

Like to some people I’m a valued friend that they think about a lot. to others I’m the barista that makes their drink just the way they like. or just someone they passed at the store and instantly forgot. or the guy on the internet who keeps insisting stuart little is a homosexual 

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straight people keep telling me homophobia isnt even a problem in 2018, and yet…

antifainternational:
“SHOTS FIRED!
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antifainternational:

SHOTS FIRED!

weltinator:

midnightsinger:

officialcaptain-marvel:

bbgum-princen:

such-fun:

Sassy HYDRA agent

*deep menacing accent* “How did you take down Captain America?”
*matter of fact European accent replies* “We shot him in the legs because his shield is the size of a dinner plate and he is an idiot”

sassy hydra agent: hello mr. barnes were going to take your arm off
bucky barnes: i think i just need help
sassy hydra agent: give you cool robot arm

@garnier-fx there’s another one! 

sassy hydra agent: well if it isn’t captain america…

captain america: but it is me.

sassy hydra agent: no, it’s, an expression.

captain america: your nazi tricks won’t work on me!

vine is canon in the MCU so theres a very real chance that steve rogers has seen these

wulfriciceberg:

melee models looked so gross and waxy jesus christ

why is yoshi so moist?

mall-communism:

bunjywunjy:

polyglotplatypus:

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TURN THE SOUND ON TURN THE SOUND ON TURN THE SOUND ON

@agayworthfightingfor

normanbates:
“ normanbates:
“i can’t tell you why but this is one of the funniest comments i’ve ever seen
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ends all of my sentences with ‘this coming from a jeweler’s son’ for authority
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normanbates:

normanbates:

i can’t tell you why but this is one of the funniest comments i’ve ever seen

ends all of my sentences with ‘this coming from a jeweler’s son’ for authority

lostchel:

You can’t start the next chapter of your life if you keep re-reading the last one.

studentlifeproblems:
“Follow us @studentlifeproblems​
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