Silver Tongue
people I still want to stab over a decade later:

thebibliosphere:

morgynleri:

deadcatwithaflamethrower:

Creative Writing Professor at a former college: Welcome to creative writing! By the way, you will not write fantasy, ghost stories, pranormal, or science fiction in this class, as this is a creative writing course.”

What the ever loving fuck is with “creative” writing professors who think that speculative fiction of any stripe ISN’T CREATIVE?

I still remember my own creative writing teacher telling me this because he saw the Terry Pratchett book on my desk and got this smug smirk on his face like “aha, gotcha”. He had the nerve to pick it up and call it “popularist fiction”, like somehow being popular and easily accessible made it less inherent in intellectual value.

I had it in my back pack because I did my final thesis on the evolution of mythology and folk tails into fantasy and sci-fi and the societal importance of telling stories (before anyone asks, no I don’t have it, I lost it when I moved continents), and I used Terry Pratchett because there wasn’t a single humanitarian issue the man did not touch on.

Which I told him. And then he kind of floundered and went “ah, well but, it’s…well I mean it’s not exactly high brow”, like neither the fuck was Shakespeare or Dickens you self-important turnip. Dickens was literally selling his stories by the chapter. He was the popular author of his time. Shakespeare was too, he fucking made up words and phrases all the time because the language he needed to express himself didn’t exist in the way he needed it too.

Intellectual elitism is nothing more than a hold over from class warfare and the belief that only certain people should get to be truly educated. And it needs to be smashed.

did the prof not realize that 90% of shakesperes writings were dick jokes?

horse-is-a-horse-of-course:

acreaturecalledgreed:

horse-is-a-horse-of-course:

acreaturecalledgreed:

theres like a guarantee that if someone’s url ends in “course” or “discourse” theyre an asshole

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oh my god, oh my god im so sorry im so sorry please

please have these

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BITCHES BE PISSING ON THE MOON AND GO “CAN’T HELP BEING A TAURUS”

silver-tongues-blog:

Duck: finds pointy anime shades and puts them on

Duck: hey look! Duck Strider!

Ned: I don’t get it

Aubry: Someone restrain me before I go absolutely feral on you.

princessparadoxical:

thefudge:

mistersaturnine:

prideprejudce:

not to be a “this whole website is one giant social experiment” but it honestly blows my mind on how tumblr has completely twisted the genuinely good philosophy of “be thoughtful and think critically of the media you consume” and turned it into this extremist mindset where something is either completely ideologically pure in every single way (which, bad news. is impossible) or it’s the work of Complete Evil and must be banned and ignored in its entirety if found to be slightly problematic. and from this mindset has blossomed a black and white lens on human nature and a terrifying 1 strike and you’re out system with no growth mindset whatsoever 

I’ll give you 3 guesses what OP’s been accused of

okay, i’ll play. i checked thoroughly and OP hasn’t been accused of anything, you just don’t know how to argue against this post so you go for “cancel culture”, aka exactly what they’re talking about. congrats, you proved their point  

OP: Perhaps it would be healthier for everyone if we stopped being intimidated by nuance and grew out of our current puritanical holier-than-thou approach to media.

Some idiot: But I’m sure you’ve done something wrong in your life??

this hellsite has literal villain logic of “well if person didnt do it they surely would have done something to warrent an accusation”

westernskynaida:

theineffablebentley:

mishandjen-tellmehow:

castiel-saved-me-from-myself:

mishandjen-tellmehow:

wing-weaver-z:

wing-weaver-z:

Marvel directors: Even when actors like Chris Evans do their own stunts, we make sure they’re VERY wired in and rehearse a lot before filming. We also add dangerous weapons in in post so there’s no chance of danger, even with a prop. :)

Good Omens directors: We’re making David Tennant DRIVE A FLAMING CAR and IF HE DIES, HE DIES

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@littlexolotl

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If he dies

HE DIES.

WTF 

I SAY WHAT THE F 


WHAT WAS HAPPENING !??!

@castiel-saved-me-from-myself

*ah, i need to elaborate, i’m not stressed over this, i’m .. uhm. shook, more like it, yes, ahhahah 

IS THIS TRUE? OMG !!!

I just remember something, due to this article here 

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The fire at the bookstore was real and the burning books were also real, too ( they collected thrown away books and made them look like antique books)

BONUS:

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N E I L

amethystkrystal:

That’s it, that’s his character

isa-ghost:

sl33pylezzbean420:

atrius97:

ulibeanz:

ulibeanz:

ulibeanz:

ever notice how men criticize games like animal crossing and stardew valley on the basis of “the entire game is just doing tasks” without recognizing that “kill bad guy” is also just a task but violent?

”it’s so boring all you do is talk to people and do tasks so you can buy new things” yeah and all you do is press a bunch of buttons to kill people so you can buy new things? perish

my activity page has not known peace since i made this post i have hundreds of insufferable gamers crawling up my pant legs now but luckily i have a secret up my sleeve… i too am a gamer man. im immune to the gamer venom   

This has the same energy as that post that’s “Red Dead Redemption is just Barbie’s Horse Adventure with violence”.

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