Silver Tongue

candywafercutie:

“I wish I had the power to save games before they lose their data… Every single game from the past, present, and future. Everywhere. I don’t care what I become. All the children that have spent hours in their games, only to lose their progress due to no faults of their own… I don’t want them to suffer anymore.”

Just because autosave exists in the next Animal Crossing game, that doesn’t mean Resetti lost his job… Rather he has ascended to godhood and rewritten the laws of the universe…

footballintuxedos:

spaceagelovesong3:

this year’s prom theme is… *opens envelope* Great Lakes Invasive Species And What Boaters Can Do To Stop Them

And the subject of tonight’s ecology panel is *turns on powerpoint* Enchantment Under the Sea

nocturan:
“ caucasianscriptures:
“Tbh I still don’t know
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They were just an art collection for me
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it has the same rules as magic the gathering

nocturan:

caucasianscriptures:

Tbh I still don’t know

They were just an art collection for me

it has the same rules as magic the gathering

theeforvendetta:

thatpettyblackgirl:

“not mention their uncontrollable urge to invade” BITCHJDKSJAKDKSKDJFJFOGOGI

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shadowfox275:

gaypeopletwitter:

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I CAN H E A R HIS FUCKIN VOICE FUCK

we all know heather would be the one not respecting trans rights

lets rate the undead triforce members

silver-tongues-blog:

Spirit Zelda; Spirit Tracks

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a ghost. Died by having her soul ripped from her body. adorable. Helps out a fuck ton by possessing the phantom knights. granddaughter of the objectively best zelda. 9/10


Resurrected Zelda: Twilight Princess

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Technically a zombie. Gave her life to save midna. Was resurrected in full by ganon to steal her triforce which should have been in midna since that was the whole point of her giving up her life. shes basically alive and thats boring. 2/10


Heroes Shade: Twilight Princess

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A revenant. Killed during the war that broke out in hyrule after he traveled from the future to warn of the dangers of ganondorf. Died as a knight but not a hero and thus cannot pass on until he makes sure his next incarnation doesnt make the mistakes he did. A boney boy who is pure and i love him. 999/10

Link: BOTW

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A twink killed before finishing a job. Technically a zombie who spent a century resurrecting. Docking points because hes basically alive but that doesnt change the fact that hes a little gremlin doing his best. 7/10

Ganondorf: BOTW 2

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a shrinkwrapped buff boy. get this man some moisturizer. Presumably died fighting a link at some point and buried under some place until the curse forced him to resurrect. absolutely amazing. 420/10

Mindless Ganon: OoA/OoS

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Mindless zombie due to botched resurrection. Pure destructive force but no way to control it. Basically a pig on a rampage. a big boy but ultimately unsatisfying. 4/10

Yuganon: LBW

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Thats not ganon, thats just a ganon fanboy who merged with ganons corpse. -1986/10

alolandunsparce:

Bernie Sanders: “I plan to forgive all student debt.”

Twitch Chat:

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silver-tongues-blog:
“F
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demilypyro:

Mad Mew Mew is a kin

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