Silver Tongue

fyeahspiderman:

spidermanmovie: “You can dodge bullets, but not bananas?” 🤔🍌 #SpiderManFarFromHome

teaboot:

grayskiesrainyskies:

teaboot:

One time a guy and I were having an argument and he pulled a knife on me, and because I’m a dumbass idiot my response was to take out MY knife and go “what now, genius?” And what happened next was we just stood there for ten straight minutes not moving because niether of us wanted to put the knife down first and basically that’s our entire international situation regarding nuclear weapons

What happened afterwards?

My mom showed up

maiky-mom:

I declare myself the official meme provider of this fandom

ulrikavolf16:

e-seal:

Supervillains announcing their plans is actually a union thing so they can’t be sued for damages someone else may commit at the same time

“No, Your Honor. I clearly stated that I would be using my freeze ray to weaken and shatter the federal bank vault door. As my “weapon”, as you call it, was only designed to create cold, I cannot be held accountable for this woman’s burn injuries, clearly caused by another supervillain’s lava gun.“

“You are certain that it was another’s device that caused this woman’s injuries?”

“Yes Your Honor. Witnessed it myself.”

“Tell me the name of this other supervillan.”

“No ma'am. Union code: Snitches get stitches.”

calladraws101:

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Different reality 12

mexicanesecat:

biff-donderglutes:

katetcake:

Hey uh……

Minecraft community…

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WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

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Wooooooah!!

ninemoons42:

spoopy-miakitty:

pearwaldorf:

#the fact that tennant compensates for the sunglasses by pining with his ENTIRE BODY is a lot for me to handle (such-heights)

It is So Hard to emote properly without your eyes being visible. IIRC, that’s why in the Harry Potter movies, the directors opted against giving Voldemort the red snake-like eyes he had in the books, so that Ralph Fiennes wasn’t handicapped. So the fact that Tennant can sell this 100% with his eyes not visible at any point (even when they’re ‘visible’ it’s obviously not his real eyes, so a lot of nuance is lost) is incredibly impressive and continues to remind me of why he’s one of my favorite actors.

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steakbatter:
“page 217 for @homestuckredraw!!! i listened to the only cartoon theme song to ever exist while drawing this
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steakbatter:

page 217 for @homestuckredraw!!! i listened to the only cartoon theme song to ever exist while drawing this

loafed-beans:

the-mighty-birdy:

Me in 2016, trying to reblog a funny post but seeing I’m blocked by the op:

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Me in 2019, trying to reblog a funny post but seeing I’m blocked by the op:

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Me seeing I’m blocked:

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