As a random thought…

morenavbby:

stuftzombie:

ofstarlord:

askclint:

morenavbby:

So in the comics Hawkeye has 80% hearing loss.

The Black Widow is Russian.

Can you imagine when they’re on a mission and something goes wrong; the police are about to arrest them and they fall back on Plan H.

Black Widow, “So remember, you’re deaf and I don’t speak English”

Successful 92.6% of the time.

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Okay this has popped up on my dash again and I resisted the urge the first few times but now I can’t.

In college I was friends with a bunch of exchange students and went to a party off campus with them. After a couple hours the owners of the apartment called it a night but my friends wanted to continue to hang out. One of the other exchange students volunteered his place. Only problem was there were 10 of us and our only ride was a honda civic.

So we had a 6 foot tall Swedish dude with two Japanese girls on his lap in the front passenger seat, three Saudi students and me sitting in the back seat with two Thai students sitting on our laps and a Mexican-American woman driving.

I being paranoid asked, “What do we do if we get pulled over?”

The driver tries to look at me, “Do you speak another language or can you fake Swedish?”

“No, but I know ASL.”

She nodded, “Okay so the plan is if we get in trouble, no one speaks English and you’re Deaf.”

That was our plan guys. 

This is the best comment I’ve ever had on this post.

gvnhater:

whyyoustabbedme:

iamnotanotter:

thatpettyblackgirl:

enjoying watching homophobes learn about history through video game news

lmaooo  I can’t think of a gayer society than ancient greece

Ancient Greece…followed Christianity…???

Ancient Greece, the civilization that had an island of Lesbians, homoerotic heroes, had deities that engaged in homosexuality, and existed 1000 years before Christianity

Why are bigoted people on average just so low intelligence?

isn’t there a vase that shows ajax and Achilles fucking?

aegiskitty:

MCU Thor (2018)

overwhelmsion:

the-wolfbats:

lasrina:

alpacamyhedgehog:

marthawells:

obovoid:

i don’t want to achieve equality by sinking to men’s level, i want them to get on ours! why should i have to unlearn the conversational art of waiting my turn, unlearn sexual self-restraint, unlearn trust in others’ good intentions, unlearn the impulse to cater to others’ needs, just to have a chance at success among savages? why can’t the men learn some fucking manners so we can all conduct our affairs in a civilized manner? i shouldn’t have to stop saying sorry, you say sorry!

In the 80s when I was in my freshman year in college, they still had entirely separate mens and women’s dorms. I was in class waiting for a final to start and one of the guys was telling someone about how he had had to go into a women’s dorm to drop something off, and he was startled to see posters on the walls, flowers, curtains, etc. He said his men’s dorm had holes in the walls, things on fire, fights, guys walking around with open wounds and he just didn’t understand why they had to live like this. He said, “I want to live with the women, in civilization.”

Am reading Sisterhood of Spies, about women working for the OSS during WWII. One of the stories mentions that the women in London had a male visitor who would eat in their mess hall once a month. He was married and wasn’t interested in hitting on any of the women; he just wanted to eat in an atmosphere where people said “Please pass the butter,” instead of “PASS THE GODDAMNED GREASE”

I dated a guy who brought me along on group activities (movies, video game night, etc.) with four or five other male friends. Once I mentioned to one of the other guys that I hoped I wasn’t intruding on their “guy time” or some such. He got this sort of rueful look and said, “The truth is, I really like it when you’re here because it gives us a reason to act better. When it’s just guys, we all have to try to outdo each other with how vile we are.”

So the moral of these stories are men don’t even treat each other like human beings.

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kawaiijohn:

no-mi-torta:

persverso:

kermakastikeritari:

Here I go musically shitposting again

are you fucking kidding me this is a banger

POST A DOWNLOAD LINK YOU COWARD

op actually provided a link on the original post a while ago but here’s the youtube link !

sleepyheadsnackqueen:

teerofinale:

Chaotic good

I’m sure this is better than anything they were getting ready to film. Great content.

Chaotic good boy

afallenwolf:

nob-princess:

sapiosexualmcride:

wackcauldron:

critical-perspective:

pietriarchy:

everyone loves to shit on david cage for making his games so heavily prompt based but let me tell you it’s the prompts specifically that elevate his work to the level of modern masterpieces

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wheres the one where the player fails every prompt in a chase scene and it turns a dramatic pursuit into a mr bean movie

this the video you’re talking about?

He kept belly flopping everywhere

Some….

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Bo-aAUGHhh!

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fellas

sm980:

sm980:

whats a gender neutral term that still carries the weight of “catboy”

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THANK YOU

hijabby:

There’s a new girl in my kindergarten class who’s autistic and it’s like she’s barely / not really verbal but like idk she opened up to me a little, I don’t tell people I’m on the spectrum at work because they already treat me horribly because I’m the only poc there but like she’s a little Latina girl who I know exactly how she feels and like I was like “hey Nina, If you don’t wanna talk it’s okay, just thumbs up or thumbs down if you understand the (math) problem? Okay?” So we sorta made like a thumbs up and thumbs down thing between us and today it was the most surreal thing because I like “I know they tell you to make eye contact but I’m gonna tell you a trick, look at their neck, chin, hair, and whatever is behind them, I don’t like eye contact very much either? Thumbs up?” And she said with the smallest voice “Thankyou , for not saying I’m dumb” I wanna be the person I needed when I was her age

dipdamnderoo:
“I made a thing. Happy pride 🏳️‍🌈
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@kilalabunnies

dipdamnderoo:

I made a thing.  Happy pride 🏳️‍🌈

@kilalabunnies