mafuyuh:

#shit howl says in the book

Have the Two's tried noodles yet? Like ramen or spaghetti?

xxtc-96xx:

mewtwo can’t even eat pizza without something going wrong, I dunno if he’d be interested in ramen or spaghetti 

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otatma:

florencepugh:

if you are able to vote and you live in texas, please know that statistically, you live in the state most important for biden to win. for example: trump CANNOT win the election unless he wins the 38 electoral college votes from texas. but texas has historically been a red state and currently leans about in a 2.7% favor towards trump. remember 2018, when beto o’rourke almost unseated ted cruz? (it was like 48.3% beto and 50.9% for cruz) that was close to flipping texas. now, more than ever, if you live in texas and you can legally vote, please please please do. texas might be the most important thing biden should focus on (imo) and we should be trying as hard as possible to flip it from red to blue because it’s going to be a major part of the election regardless of who wins the electoral votes. if biden wins texas, he wins the election.

FLIP TEXAS.

signal boost beyond the impossible! we need this!

roach-works:

kendallroy:

arceus-insanity:

kendallroy:

must a fictional relationship be “healthy” or “functional”? is it not enough to simply watch two made up people destroy each other, hand in unlovable hand???

As long as it is stated that it isn’t meant to be healthy it is good to go

wow great. i’m so glad that every piece of fiction requires a rod serling monologue at the beginning going “i hope you realize this isn’t meant to reflect what we currently consider a ‘healthy relationship.’ however, any old kind of fictional relationship can be considered an acceptable relationship… in the twilight zone.” that’s really helpful. what a stupid comment to add to this post

gideon the ninth is an instruction manual 

squaliformes:

alphynix:

theraptorcage:

jaubaius:

The curious dance moves of the Striped Cuckoo.

I’m sorry???? Excuse me sir???? You have hands and are a bird please explain

The “hands” seen here are really the alula – the bird’s feathered thumb!

So it’s basically doing this: 👍🐦👍

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how could you just leave this out

gluklixhe:
“ ironbite4:
“ fluffmugger:
“ crazythingsfromhistory:
“ archaeologistforhire:
“ thegirlthewolfate:
“ theopensea:
“ kiwianaroha:
“ pearlsnapbutton:
“ desiremyblack:
“ smileforthehigh:
“ unexplained-events:
“ Researchers have used Easter...

gluklixhe:

ironbite4:

fluffmugger:

crazythingsfromhistory:

archaeologistforhire:

thegirlthewolfate:

theopensea:

kiwianaroha:

pearlsnapbutton:

desiremyblack:

smileforthehigh:

unexplained-events:

Researchers have used Easter Island Moai replicas to show how they might have been “walked” to where they are displayed.

VIDEO

Finally. People need to realize aliens aren’t the answer for everything (when they use it to erase poc civilizations and how smart they were)

(via TumbleOn)

What’s really wild is that the native people literally told the Europeans “they walked” when asked how the statues were moved. The Europeans were like “lol these backwards heathens and their fairy tales guess it’s gonna always be a mystery!”

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Maori told Europeans that kiore were native rats and no one believed them until DNA tests proved it

And the Iroquois told Europeans that squirels showed them how to tap maple syrup and no one believed them until they caught it on video

Oral history from various First Nations tribes in the Pacific Northwest contained stories about a massive earthquake/tsunami hitting the coast, but no one listened to them until scientists discovered physical evidence of quakes from the Cascadia fault line.

Roopkund Lake AKA “Skeleton Lake” in the Himalayas in India is eerie because it was discovered with hundreds of skeletal remains and for the life of them researchers couldn’t figure out what it was that killed them. For decades the “mystery” went unsolved.

Until they finally payed closer attention to local songs and legend that all essentially said “Yah the Goddess Nanda Devi got mad and sent huge heave stones down to kill them”. That was consistent with huge contusions found all on their neck and shoulders and the weather patterns of the area, which are prone to huge & inevitably deadly goddamn hailstones. https://www.facebook.com/atlasobscura/videos/10154065247212728/

Literally these legends were past down for over a thousand years and it still took researched 50 to “figure out” the “mystery”. 🙄

Adding to this, the Inuit communities in Nunavut KNEW where both the wrecks of the HMS Erebus and HMS Terror were literally the entire time but Europeans/white people didn’t even bother consulting them about either ship until like…last year. 

“Inuit traditional knowledge was critical to the discovery of both ships, she pointed out, offering the Canadian government a powerful demonstration of what can be achieved when Inuit voices are included in the process.

In contrast, the tragic fate of the 129 men on the Franklin expedition hints at the high cost of marginalising those who best know the area and its history.

“If Inuit had been consulted 200 years ago and asked for their traditional knowledge – this is our backyard – those two wrecks would have been found, lives would have been saved. I’m confident of that,” she said. “But they believed their civilization was superior and that was their undoing.”

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/sep/16/inuit-canada-britain-shipwreck-hms-terror-nunavut

“Oh yeah, I heard a lot of stories about Terror, the ships, but I guess Parks Canada don’t listen to people,” Kogvik said. “They just ignore Inuit stories about the Terror ship.”

Schimnowski said the crew had also heard stories about people on the land seeing the silhouette of a masted ship at sunset.

“The community knew about this for many, many years. It’s hard for people to stop and actually listen … especially people from the South.”

 http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/north/sammy-kogvik-hms-terror-franklin-1.3763653

Indigenous Australians have had stories about giant kangaroos and wombats for thousands of years, and European settlers just kinda assumed they were myths. Cut to more recently when evidence of megafauna was discovered, giant versions of Australian animals that died out 41 000 years ago.

Similarly, scientists have been stumped about how native Palm trees got to a valley in the middle of Australia, and it wasn’t until a few years ago that someone did DNA testing and concluded that seeds had been carried there from the north around 30 000 years ago… aaand someone pointed out that Indigenous people have had stories about gods from the north carrying the seeds to a valley in the central desert.

oh man let me tell you about Indigenous Australian myths - the framework they use (with multi-generational checking that’s unique on the planet, meaning there’s no drifting or mutation of the story, seriously they are hardcore about maintaining integrity) means that we literally have multiple first-hand accounts of life and the ecosystem before the end of the last ice age

it’s literally the oldest accurate oral history of the world.  

Now consider this: most people consider the start of recorded history to be with  the Sumerians and the Early Dynastic period of the Egyptians.  So around 3500 BCE, or five and a half thousand years ago

These highly accurate Aboriginal oral histories originate from twenty thousand years ago at least

Ain’t it amazing what white people consider history and what they don’t?

I always said disservice is done to oral traditions and myth when you take them literally. Ancient people were not stupid.

yellowlipstick:

idk what “hullvray” is but you guys have GOT to stop shipping albert einstein and bernie sanders, it’s fucking weird

ask-the-seer-of-breath:

randomfanhsblog:

dash-n-step:

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Homestuck Browser

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https://bambosh.github.io/unofficial-homestuck-collection/

I absolutely need everyone to reblog this right now. This is an offline browser meant to read Homestuck as it was intended, with Flash.

This project is absolutely BIG and the person behind it BIGGER, and you guys have no idea how glad I am to have a complete Homestuck archive right at hand that also has stuff like The Baby Is You and Humanimals among so much more. Like what?? It’s the real MSPA.

Please share this. Go to the creator’s Twitter (Bamboshu) and retweet too! Donate.

Also, all the content is less than 4GB? I’d think it’d be way more heavy. You can even save it on a USB and you’ve got the entirety of Homestuck and MSPA in your hands… 

pugetsound:

pugetsound:

ok the ending of fma? same exact plot of the live action scooby doo movie

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hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm