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i love the word ‘celestial’ because its like space and planets and stars but then its also like heaven and divinity. the two are one they are the same. i am divinely extraterrestrial i am a holy spirit of the stars
DM ooc: Are you going to kill [gnolls] or spare them?
Rogue ooc: My first inclination is to kill them to teach them a lesson
Monk: What lesson could they possibly learn by being killed?
DM ooc: That people die when they are killed
“the best part is that you will never get the chance to say goodbye to your sons
“I have one of those?”
“OH GOD I HAVE TWO OF THOSE”
sometimes I’m reminded that my friend Abby goes to starbucks to order a tall water with whipped cream on top and that shit haunts me
WHAT THE ENTIRE FUCK WHAT
yeah she’s certainly something lmao
@aaaaaaarp can probably confirm idk if she ever told you about the tall water with whipped cream tho
Every once in awhile she’ll post a picture of it on her Instagram story, but she probably shouldn’t be displaying her insanity like that to the world
^^
i just googled what that looked like and it looks horrible
my refrigerator w legs barrels towards me and grabs me and stuffs me into its vegetable drawer then casually walks away
Hey is
Is your refrigerator running
my refrigerator w legs is standing in the middle of your street gripping a rolling pin. are you running?
watchmojo: That moment when you meet the Watchmojo lady 😱
“can you do the intro for us….?”
“…please?”
imagine meeting celebrities and they geek out over you lol
it was so nice of the watchmojo lady to do an interview with her fans
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