aquilacalvitium:

grey-lysander:

nuttytheorizer:

musicaltheatrenerd525600:

princesslovesherdaddy:

fivesandsevens:

scoutprouvaire:

schrodingersnerd:

everythingisnightvale:

discontentramblings:

An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures

The show is called ‘All or Nothing’

Plot twist: the asexual is really super outgoing and is a huge flirt while the pansexual is extremely socially awkward and has trouble ordering coffee let alone getting a date.

my hand slipped

will reblog until this becomes an actual show

Never not reblog

Netflix make it happen

Netflix PLEASE

i am that pansexual

I love this fucking idea

OH MY GOD THIS IS A LEGENDARY POST

season finale is a crossover with miss officer and mr truffles

Jake Paul: I’m the most insensitive person and exploited victims of suicide for views. nobody can beat me

ImJayStation: Hold my beer

rabidpeep:

grazztthedark:

prokopetz:

A female dragonborn paladin with the noble background is the ultimate switch: she can be the knight, the princess or the dragon, as circumstances require.

I’m imagining a scenario where, through a series of misunderstandings, she’s hired to rescue herself from herself. 

Priest: “Sir Aldes of Mosley, the church has evidence to suggest that the Princess Miranda of Foxley has been kidnapped by Firefang the Ruthless. Will you rescue her on behalf of His Holiness?”

Sir Miranda Aldes, born in Foxley, honorarily knighted in Mosley as a Black Knight after winning a jousting tournament, who’s rebellious teenage nickname was Firefang: “So, about all that…”

homieroticism:

tove jansson was such a good character designer. I can tell by looking at moominpappa that hes gonna fall asleep on the couch and snore loudly but also when he wakes up hes gonna announce his hate for the government. you can just see how good moominmamma’s hugs are. the joxter looks like he has never done a day of work in his life and only wakes up from his nap to commit acts of silly. little my looks like shes gonna be hanging from my ceiling at three am foaming at the mouth with a knife between her teeth. fantastic!

hellabitcoins:

ilovesmoothjazz1998:

hellabitcoins:

aliwav:

listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again

smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on

hellabitcoins

u can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntables

n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians

silver-tongues-blog:

Finally two days of work completed. here it is with and without the gold filter. and I know that spirit zelda technically didnt have the triforce or the curse of demise but i’m still counting her because its more about spirit of the concept.

daily reblog

demilypyro:

charlesoberonn:

charlesoberonn:

I’m considering writing an article about what I would want to see in a hypothetical Captain America game by Insomniac.

First of all, unlike Spider-Man, Captain America does kill. He’s a soldier, after all. He’d prefer not to, but if he’s in a dangerous situation with innocents at risk (like a war) then he will kill if he has to.

Secondly, if he were to have a gun, I think he’d only have a small pistol that doesn’t encumber his movement. Since while he’s no Spider-Man, he’s still very acrobatic in his fighting style.

I second that shield combat has to be a top priority. The shield has to be as versatile and natural to use as Spider-Man’s webs are in Spider-Man for the PS4.

Ultimate Cap uses all weapons (good ole edgy universe). 616 Cap generally doesn’t use fire arms but might use what he finds on site in an emergency. MCU is a mix, having brought and used small fire arms, but mostly restricting himself to the shield and his fists.

it would have short sections spread out where you get to be bucky.

switch-up-snowfox:

nate2247:

switch-up-snowfox:

nate2247:

switch-up-snowfox:

pancakeke:

pancakeke:

this episode of mythbusters started with an apology holy shit

Oh the cannonball ain’t nothin compared to the esparto incident.

The what now

They were testing the phrase “knock your socks off” and because its the mythbusters build team (which consists of 3 boom addicted gremlins) they decided to go to a quarry near Esparto california to test the myth by blowing shit up. This time they got 500 pounds of ANFO. The detonation was pretty damn big.

They started getting phone calls, turns out they and the experts underestimated the size of the kaboom, reports of broken windows, car alarms going off, people getting knocked out of their seats, hell one news station reported that they leveled the town.

According to grant, that’s why they can no longer go back to esparto.

LMFAO nobody can rival the power of the mythbusters

I’ve seen people talk about how adam and jamie are the polar opposite in energies but the build team operated on the same wavelength 90% of the time and that wavelength was “kaboom.”

fandomsardonic:

I mean, those two are a black hole of show praise. Fair enough. They are fucking fantastic characters and Sheen and Tennant nailed it completely. But these are some moments/things I loved that are not our fave Angel and Demon dream team, because there was so much brilliant stuff in this show.

-That hilarious camera pan-down to the recently-puppified Dog the Hellhound. I mean, that whole sequence was funny, but this shot in particular emphasized the humor. Great directing.

-Dog’s glowing eyes (on his adorably Good Boi face) when he tries to threaten the cat. So cute. 

-Gabriel’s “just buying pornography!” ruse to avoid drawing attention to himself but totally just weirding out the customers. Just so hilariously out of touch with life on earth. 

-Hastur just shrieking his head off for a solid minute after the holy water.

-Miranda Richardson acting as two different people at once. She was seamless. When she was pantomiming for Aziraphale’s lines, I totally bought it. How can an actor be that good?

-That long shot of War with a shit-eating grin after she receives the sword and chaos is just letting lose behind her. Cinema. 

-The confused Tibetans retreating back into their tunnel after running Dick Turpin off the road. I just thought it was a really fun and cute shot. 

-”Chow. It’s Italian. Means ‘food.’”

-I still get such a kick out of Agnes turning herself into a human bomb. The sequence was so well done in the show.

“i just have to hit enter and then I’ll be ready” followed by a building wide blackout