Silver Tongue
zihette:
“blood moon
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zihette:

blood moon

Starting the $5 30 minute commission stream! if yall want a quick com for only $5 just join

coolman-famsquad:

vigilantejustice:

please watch this two second clip from santa clarita diet

mah shErbet.,, mah sp ᵒᵒⁿ

astagecrewlife:

aw-dag:

aw-dag:

You know every show that the premise is like “people find out ghosts/monsters/demons are real and are charged with stopping them” appeal to me way more now as a post-graduate not because I believe in ghosts more or whatever but because can you IMAGINE just being handed a job that you don’t even need to apply for? Like just being told “basically there’s this bad thing and all you do is make sure it doesn’t do what it wants” that’s just customer service baby and I worked that for 6 goddamn years! Just TRY getting past “I have a job to offer you” before I can jump down your throat agreeing.

some idiot with a dumb ghost-hunting name who joined the Cause because they love the paranormal: oh fuck oh shit this is really scary guys I’m having second thoughts

me, who knows that if we run away I have to apply to like, a real actual Jobbe again: wakey wakey demons it’s this or retail so guess who’s got nothing to lose

WAKEY WAKEY DEMONS

the final monster you have to stop is capitalism

a thesis

chefpyro:

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no good fandoms, only good friends.

emily im begging you

haggord:
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rhymewithrachel:
“ Just your classic angel, demon, and antichrist
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rhymewithrachel:

Just your classic angel, demon, and antichrist

Hour and a half until the $5 30 minute commission stream

herbgerblin:

My explanation is this: x

[ID: Sketches of Taako standing behind Lup–who is sitting on a couch looking at a phone. He bonks her on the head with an empty cardboard tube. She turns to look at him and yells, “The FUCK was that.” He replies, deadpan, “the cain instinct. She grabs a pillow and attempts to climb over the arm of the couch while yelling, “I’ll show you some fuckin’ cain instinct!” Taako runs away making a face at her. End ID]

obliviousaziraphale:

Aziraphale and Crowley somehow check all the boxes for me in terms of a perfect ship. 

Forbidden Romance? You’ve got it. Friends to Lovers? Yep. Pining? Check. Mutual Pining? Double check. Idiots in love? I have not seen two dumbasses more in love. Slowburn? 6000 years. Historical Romance? Yes is an understatement. One thinks they aren’t good enough for the other, while the other is head over heels for them? Absolutely. Miscommunications leading to angst? You could’t find two individuals who are worse at communicating. Bicker like an old married couple? “Oh lord, please heal this bike”. Pet names? angel. Are very soft but also bastards? Yep. 

I could keep going.