hyeocake:

THANK YOU CHRIS PRATT FOR GIVING US THIS VIDEO!

slut4rihanna:

slut4rihanna:

Please watch Michael Che’s Netflix special

Since y’all keep missing the fucking point

neil-gaiman:

generally-a-lark:

elise-simpson:

alaska-riversong:

neil-gaiman:

elise-simpson:

I was taking with my friend about good omens and we were wondering how the hell aziraphale-as-crowley managed to get into that bath without getting his socks wet and so I drew this ‘helpful’ guide.

I like to imagine that all the demons had to just awkwardly stand around watching him clamber around getting into this bathtub… @neil-gaiman can you confirm?

This is even better than the people trying to get Good Omens cancelled on Netflix. I might confirm it when I stop laughing.

I have been thinking about this scene a lot and while I appreciate the OP’s version as well as the very fine illustration, I can’t help but slightly disagree.  I have always seen Crowley stand at the foot edge of the tub, raise his arms dramatically, falling backward in slow motion with an evil grin on his face, making a massive splash like the dramatic bitch that he is.  It took a minor miracle to not get his socks wet, but it was worth it.  Now I need an illustration of the entry I described for comparison…. for science of course.

a comparison! (for science, of course)

…okay, but can we consider this option? for arguments sake?

ignore that i ordered it backwards

I imagined a lot of things while we were making Good Omens. I never ever once imagined this thread.

abbf26:

if ur humanstuck davekat highschool au doesnt involve dave at one point showing karkat his huge collection of weird dead shit only for karkat to be stood there holding a bird skull like

then youre legally doing davekat wrong

paperbloghouse:

sapphicspadassin:

hashtagyorlosalfie:

starlightshoe:

snapscube:

A summary of last night’s stream with @paperboxhouse​

mim. *hearty laugh* sos. kay, now let me-HOW AM I GONNA GET MIM WHEN I ONLY HAVE A BUCKAYEYUP? well you gotta SUCC and you gotta SUCC ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ɢᴏᴛᴛᴀ SUCC  ᵃⁿᵈ ʸᵒᵘ ᵍᵒᵗᵗᵃ seis. I CAN’T SEIS, I’M DWITCH. not with that attitude you 𝖇𝖎𝖌𝖊𝖚𝖗 𝖋𝖗𝖊𝖊𝖗𝖋. [break for chuckling]       DON’T YOU CALL ME A FRrᵣ rᵣʳᵣᵣ ₐᵃₐᵃₐᵃₐᵃᵃₐ ᵃₐᵃₐᵃₐᵧʸᵧʸᵧ ᵧʸᵧ ᵧ ᵧʸᵧ ᵧʸ I’M SWIS. you better. FUF. and then, you better BRRROOB, cause if you don’t BROOB, you’re NOTHING but a NOTHING and then the NOTHING becomes a NOTHING and then you’re NOTHING as a 𝓙𝓞𝓙 and then you’re NOTHING 𝓢𝓞𝓢 and then you think you’re thatthe top and you’re the Bottom and you’re a 𝚝𝚘𝚙 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚋𝚘𝚝𝚝𝚘𝚖 and youRearAvoovavoovavsusadSON. shis. I’ve been epIC, pa-

I… I legitimately can’t tell, did someone do sentence mixing on this clip or are they just somehow doing the most dead-on impression of sentence-mixing shitposting to ever be captured on audio?

they are actually doing dead on impressions of YTP mixing and they did this for like a solid hour

See the secret is me and Penny are just YTPS but IRL

iheartanimanga:

chefpyro:

civveon:

banduckoot:

chefpyro:

what if instead of his cartoon ray gun cortex just had a glock

DO NOT GIVE THIS MAN A GLOCK

TOO LATE

wittyusernamed:

bramblepatch:

ceescedasticity:

anotherscreamingfangirl:

roadhonk:

this is what a hobbit would mug you with

not idly do the leaves of lorien cut a bitch

Yeah, this is what an elf would mug you with – a Noldor would have made it themselves, probably, but it’d suit Sindar Aesthetic all right, too.

A hobbit would mug you with a brick in a sock, probably.

Please, a hobbit would mug you with a brick in a potato sack, no self-respecting hobbit owns socks.

reblogging for the insightful and VERY TRUE statement there

nightmaretales:

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