vaspider:

lauralot89:

deepfriedfuckpotato:

onioncourse:

deepfriedfuckpotato:

lumberyjack:

Lmfao what the fuck are you on?? Q*eer was originally used to refer to trans and sga people BY CISHETS to refer to us as abnormal and wrong. It’s a fucking slur. If you choose to use a slur as your only personal identifier then yes, your identity is a God damn slur. This is so disrespectful to every lgbt person with trauma surrounding that word, and you’re the one who’s being ahistorical. Asshole.

I’m on education that came from somewhere other than tumblr, my dude.

We’ve been calling ourselves queer since before WWII. It was not originally used “by cishets”. It was used by us. To describe us. Interchangeably with gay, which was used by all genders.

Ten years before you were born, Queer Nation was fighting for rights you now enjoy, marching in the streets. Queer Nation was founded by members of ACT UP (AIDS Coalition to Unleash Power), an organization for AIDS advocacy, because we were literally dying in the streets. Which is where die-ins came from, by the way - during the AIDS crisis when hospitals wouldn’t touch us with a ten foot pole, people protested by literally dying in a place inconvenient for the powers that be.

Whoever “taught” you that queer is a slur and always has been lied to you.

We’re still here, we’re still queer, go educate yourself.

If you can’t give me sources on q*eer being used by lgbt people BEFORE they reclaimed it from cishets using it as a slur i really don’t care what you have to say

Wow sorry about your inability to use google. If the internet is too hard, you could try picking up a book at your local library!!!! Like, how about My Queer War by James Lord or  Coming Out Under Fire: The History of Gay Men and Women in World War II by Allan Berube?

From  George Chauncey, “Gay New York,” page 10

This is so painful to read, honestly. 

Kids, learn your own queer history. Our identity was our word first. 

rottennpeachess:

pride is a no terfs allowed event. y’all don’t respect trans women, don’t go to an event they created.

rhube:

berlynn-wohl:

prokopetz:

ruingaraf:

prokopetz:

I’ll be honest, whenever a work of speculative fiction (fanmade or otherwise) goes out of its way to describe an intelligent species with bizarre and complicated reproductive biology, the first question that invariably pops into my head is: “How do these critters masturbate?”

what if masturbation was uniquely a human experience though

Okay, I know that you meant “what if humans are the only intelligent species that’s anatomically capable of masturbating?”, but now I’m picturing a universe where humans are the only ones that ever thought to try it.

Human masturbation specialists traveling the galaxy to offer our gift, undertaking rigorous study and enormous personal risk to teach weird-ass aliens how to rub one out.

Calculating the exact harmonic frequencies to allow ancient, vacuum-dwelling crystalline intelligences to self-stimulate.

Descending into the crushing atmospheres of gas giants in specially constructed aerostats to design sex toys for the vast, jellyfish-like super-predators that prowl the hurricane slipstreams.

Wanking is our genius. Our legacy.

That last addition is possibly my favourite thing Tumblr has ever done for the world.

tony-the-intelligent-goon:

Wow he went from Todd Coward, Peddler of Skyrim to God Howard, Giver of All

lizardsister:

i can’t keep up with this series

try skipping to act IV. thats when it actually gets interesting

thishereanakinguy:

itsybitsyhobbit:

Antman: Do you, like, control spiders? 

Peter Parker chuckles and decides to reply with a snarky comeback: Do you, like, control Ants? 

Antman: Yes

Peter Parker is now caught off guard. 

Ant-Man has now thrown him off his rhythm.

STREET SMARTS!

lapislester:

what i imagined todd howard’s voice to be: adult. in charge. gravitas that shows the courage of a man who releases the same game 8 times with minimal change. a good Nord man selling his wares. slightly robotic.

what his voice actually is: a nerd. probably cried before going on stage at e3. yells at people online from his mom’s basement. this is also where he designs his 1 game. probably could voice bart simpson. a disappointment. 

tanoraqui:

taranoire:

toomanylokifeels:

Sometimes I’m just sitting here minding my own business and then I remember that Thor specifically entrusted Loki with placing Surtur’s crown on the fire to initiate Ragnarok and I tear up a little bit because that’s how you love and support your chaotic neutral sibling. 

Thor: I know what’ll cheer you up. :)
Loki: What’s that?
Thor: You wanna trigger the apocalypse with me for the good of Asgard?
Loki: !!!!!!!!

my favorite part is that nobody questioned Loki surviving that experience. Thor sent him in there with the comfortable confidence of Loki’s cockroach-like ability to cause the apocalypse and sneak out before it got bad, Loki didn’t try to pretend that this was dangerous, absolutely nobody ever commented…

shadra220:

cosmicscarlet:

iamnotswarley:

futurebartallen:

celticpyro:

markedbyx:

eevielearnsfrench:

Can someone just………………. explain French to me?

its spanish but you speak it in cursive

You have 11 letters. You pronounce 4 of them.

Learn to speak spanish. Now learn to speak italian. Now subtract the spanish from italian. You are left with french.

Latin, but then make it fashion

It’s like Spanish with some fancy shit in there and you have to speak it with extra phlegm to make it sexy

You froth at the mouth a little and hope it came out sounding like a language