lorlocks:

Tohru has the best moms friends in the world!

(Pls don’t repost or remove caption, thanks!)

mikamurha:

honey, you’re familiar like my mirror years ago

idealism sits in prison, chivalry fell on its sword

innocence died screaming, honey ask me, I should know

I slithered here from Eden, just to sit outside your door

marrowmeister:

addicted-to-procrastination:

thesapphicraven:

bransonreese:

aurora-gleam:

slangwang:

bransonreese:

crystallotusfr:

bransonreese:

serpentking456:

notcaycepollard:

the twitter thread the artist created after this was one of the best situations i have ever seen in my whole life:

Somebody give this ignoramus a piece of actual shark skin and tell him to rub his face with it, let him find out just how “smooth” sharks really are.

Somebody did. I use it as a pillowcase because it’s so smooth.

But buddy.

Shark skin feels exactly like sandpaper. It is made up of tiny teeth-like structures called placoid scales, also known as dermal denticles. These scales point towards the tail and help to reduce friction from surrounding water when the shark swims. … In the opposite direction, it feels very rough like sandpaper.

((Here m8 https://www.floridamuseum.ufl.edu/fish/discover/sharks/basics ))

Buddy. It’s smooth. The link you sent me led to a website that described how smooth they are. I dunno, maybe you don’t know how to read?

this post is transcendent

You’re thinking of dolphins. Dolphins are the ones with smooth skin that feels like a rubber beach ball.

Source: I’M A MARINE BIOLOGIST

No, I’m thinking of sharks.

Source: I’m a superior marine biologist

wheres that post about how people feeling the need to be smarter than you makes them blind to you fucking with them

I think I saw it next to the report of how silky smooth shark skin is

In our expert opinion we can certainly say all sharks have smooth skin when touched from any direction

Dolphins are the one with sandpaper skin

ironicdavestrider:

raygender:

ironicdavestrider:

Let’s play another round of Who Has the Biggest Victim Complex?:

• A. neurotypical people
• B. white people
• C. straight people
• D. cis people

but what about men?

for once “but what about men” was a phenomenal addition to one of my posts and I applaud you

liquidstar:

love how al does that thing kids do where they find sticks and use them as canes for fun

naamahdarling:

friendly-animals:

(Source)

Now THESE are CATS.

cyberbeastswordwolfe:

oops my finger slipped

liquidstar:

fictional dads are dead the second their child says “come home early today :)” like you just know theyre not coming home ever

Fictional mom’s are dead the second they put their hair is a loose ponytail

chefpyro:

out of context from the crash bandicoot wikia