tom-marvolo-dildo:

space-ace-in-the-space-race:

We call musicals unrealistic because people randomly burst into song but I’ve been home alone for like 3 days and I start singing about what I’m doing every 5 minutes

singing in musicals: *perfect harmonies* we’re all in this together!

singing to myself: *one note only* heating up some soup! heating up some soup! ya put it in the microwave and watch it spin around!

that-twink-over-there:

the-privateer:

snoot-snoot-toot:

saladsaladnovski:

head-in-the-bubbles:

haroldhutchinsofficial:

regret.mp4

“OH RIGHT HE WAS A WRESTLER”

invader zim filmed this

Y’all these are the actors who are in the Spongebob Squarepants broadway musical that Plankton trying to knock down Spongebob

that context makes is 10000X funnier

The Invader Zim laugh SENT ME

fluffy-robots:

LET. HER. DRIVE.

rootbeergoddess:

sailor-rinn:

spacehunter-m:

as you wish

Much better

shaggys gun has one less bullet

opalhonors:

showerthoughtsofficial:

A shark mistaking a human for a seal is like a human mistaking an oatmeal raisin cookie for chocolate chip.

With about the same reaction on the shark’s part.

sleepyspoonie:

So, a while ago there was a post going around about standards of beauty on Alternia based on the depiction of horns in trollian media. I can’t find it now, though I know Tavros was a central piece to it, so if someone wants to link me, feel free!

Anyway, I’m here with more headcanons, and to expand on the idea. Now with 20% more judgmental hover text!

Keep reading

pontea:

rollin’

My work has cut my hours so tomorrow and tuesday I’m going to be holding a pay what you want commission stream to make up for the lost income.

filipfatalattractionrblog:

somewhere-inthe-deepdetails:

a-cosmic-raccoon:

990000:

source

Oh god, imagine being the person who created that page.

She promised an ex who had belittled her dreams that one day he wouldn’t be able to order a coffee with out hearing one of her songs. She deserves all the good she’s worked for.

I suddenly have much more respect for lady Gaga than I had before.

@banishedquasiroyal