Silver Tongue

geekytealover:

lyzhongo:
emmalily:
aziraphalesbian:
two-nipples-maybe-more:
dykeiel:
who-is-a-heretic-now:
my point… my point is…..
dolphins
that’s my point
big brains….
size o f
?????????
damned
big brains
the lot of them
not to mention the WhALeS
brain CITY
Kraken…
ooh…….
Great BIG BUGGER
supposed to rise up
right
riiiiiight up
right at the end
when the sea boils :)
WUH-
TH!!!!1!!1!!
THAS MA P ÖINT
Whole Sea Bubblin’
th dolphins
the WHALES?!?
EVVRYTHING turning into
builibu
buib,,
????
. ..buibé? ??
…beibh
fish stew.
ANYWAY,
NOT THEIR FAULT!
Same with Gorillas
They say WHOOP
Sky’s gone all red
Akksssffhghh
, Stars crashing down❗❗❗🌠
WHa…
??
WhAt are they putting in
Bananas these days???
They’re all creatures….
GREAT ✨
And SMALL.
. , .
And ya’ KnOw what’s
~~woRse~~❓❔
*Dramatic Pause*
When it’s all over you’ve got to deal with
EeeeternitaaaaaayyYyyyYyyyyyyy!!!

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

fishiest-fish:
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:
rotten-to-the-applecore:
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:
the-radio-star-that-lived:
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:
the clouds are especially fluffy today…so lovely….very punchable…
Gaud clouds would weigh like a million pounds
They would fight you
wHAT
They’re not even exaggerating!! whTA?????
hOLY SHIT
It’s almost as if…. the clouds…. are made of water….. and water…. is heavy…. and the clouds…. are very dense
the ellipses in this reply slapped me and called me a bitch

jensendogequackleswinchester:

sabertoothwalrus:
piilah-alcqua:
piilah-alcqua:
cursed videos gen z kids who had access to the internet by age 5 probably saw
but wait- there’s more
if i add one more thing to this post ill explode
you forgot
shoes
Shoes

jitterbugjive:

lovestruck-derpy:
Today’s guest artist is @sugar0612 while I drew the other Doctor frame.

ASK BOX IS OPEN!!!
I HAVE WAITED LITERALLY YEARS TO POST THIS UPDATE
YEARS
I seriously drew that frame in 2013 according to the file info. 6 frikking years of waiting for this moment. EeeEEEeeEesh.

Shakespeare walks into a gay bar

bansheesshrieklament:

[Exit, pursued by a bear]

ndiecity:

forgamers:
LAN Party ;)
How’re you gonna have a lan party if everyone’s playing a different game dumbass

scarkitty:

BREAKFAST BREAKFAST BREAKFAST!

codythemaverick:

okboy:
4uv:
okboy:
remember that part in coco (2017) where miguel is like “woah im in undertale…”
miguel DID NOT say that -_____-
this took much longer than i’d like to admit