homofied:

carlisle-the-daddy-cullen:

They need to redo twilight by just having the actors go back to the filming locations and try to recreate it from memory

Anna Kendrick couldn’t even remember being in the movie. This is an amazing idea

spockvarietyhour:

tinkdw:

saawek:

Me *driving on the M25 and hating it cause traffic* : Dammit Crowley you bastard

They have an actual advert for Good Omens on the M25.

Amazing 😆

“Hell’s greatest achievement. The M25”

camthewizard:

dawnokeefe:

the-incedible-sulk:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

orange-twilight:

i am shook to my goddamn CORE. THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

peak LGBT ally is robert pattinson and taylor lautner kissing each other so that kristen stewart didn’t have to be straight live on TV

OKAY BUT LOOK AT HER FACE! LOOK AT HOW HAPPY SHE IS THAT HES NOT MAKING HER GO THROUGH WITH WHAT THE PEOPLE WANT

The movies might have sucked, but the actors have redeeming qualities

every single thing robert pattinson ever does is intentionally genetically engineered to make stephenie meyer’s mormon blood boil hot enough for her to feel the constant neverending pain he experienced having to make and promote her movies for all those years. this is more than lgbt allyship. this is revenge.

albatross-the-fanartist:

rip-aizawa:

@albatross-the-pen-chewer submitted:

Hello! I just read Leviathan and I’m LOVING IT SO FAR!

So at one point I started imagining Leviathan’s screeches as this kid and… it wouldn’t leave my head… so I slapped this together as an offering.

I also have another, more detailed thing but tumblr isn’t letting me submit it so hold on I guess

GOD IM LOSING MY SHIT THIS IS INCREDIBLE

Ok so in a spur-of-the-moment decision I have made a side blog to put all of my fan content, so here’s the “more detailed thing” I mentioned earlier.

It’s basically the exact same joke as the first image, but I put enough time into this that I didn’t want to see it go to waste.

ot3:

ot3:

ot3:

hear me out.

the homestuck epilogues are objectively canon in-universe

HOWEVER. they are all friendfiction written by dirk, as a gift to john and jane for their 23rd birthdays. 

nubs-mgee:

therealraewest:

Hey do y'all fucks remember two years ago when just before the election all these “don’t vote both parties are bad” or “vote independent!” Posts were going around and then Trump won and now two weeks before midterms there’s all these “don’t bother voting, revolution is the only way!” And “your vote isn’t gonna matter and is an ineffective way to protest” posts are going around? Yeah knock that shit right the fuck off, don’t fall for it and get your ass to the polls, we are not doing this again.

Not to forget a lot of those were the Russian blogs, WHICH ARE STILL A THING! they’re going to pose as americans again trying to sway people to vote for trump (or to not vote at all). Stay aware!

an-island-of-bunnies:

I think it’s fucking hilarious how much they ramped shit up considering the last splatfest was pastel-rainbow narwhals vs unicorn.

goldenn-graphite:

allium-forest:

As you all know I’m obsessed with finding out minecraft lore. So let me raise you this:

Alex is Scottish.

Evidence:

• Red head
• Aggressive
• Absolutely ready to square up (look at the pillage update promo art, Alex is squaring tf off)
• Pale

I rest my case.

i came as quick as i could-

warmheartworm:

tumblr sucked yet its the only thing people like us could ever have posted on. tumblr was a deep sea geothermal vent and we are all pallid, desperate crabs snapping at the dark toxcic nutrients spweing from its hole, and bringing us into the harsh light of the instagram influencersphere would kill us instantly.