Silver Tongue

gailynovelry:

noknowshame:

Based on my obsession with the concept of The Narrative I think we should invent a new kind of tumblr/twitter discourse where we argue that it’s inherently immoral to write fiction because its prevents characters from exercising free will

“girl help my characters are unionizing”

ri-writing:

lacefuneral:

macromothmicroplastic:

tiktoksijustthinkareneat:

reminds me of when some old church in Sweden was cleaning out their storage and they forgot they had left like 80 medieval corpses in some ikea bags during renovations so somebody opened a closet door and it’s just

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I was about to talk about how the first person should be hired to do Ikea’s marketing and then I got the second one and it was like “I was not expecting this to take a deathly turn, but I am down for it.”

dimittrikovk:

memorycycle:

girls with horns and antlers are so cool

@demilypyro

onikakushihen:

guroshitsugi:

m1saki:

Just learned what murder is fucking hell #banmurder

Just learned what murder is fucking hell #legalizemurder

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dyingroses:

FMA:B + textposts 

thisisuncomfortable:

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Quick and jolly little Pokémon drawings. Sorry Croconaw…

irlwakko:

catgirlforeskin:

youbelongwithmeheehee:

vnusplanetoflove:

lewvithur:

chuplayswithfire:

hndwrttn:

kineticpenguin:

bonni:

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I just saw a gifset that split the word “beautiful” into 3 gifs and I think this one may be the new t hanos

You’re laughing. She has a urinary tract infection and you’re laughing

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ok most of these I can get the original context, but who the fuck is this fruitier looking matpat and why does he have calcium in his bones

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no clue but this guy has it too

Punchy:Heyy Mewtwo.

Shadow M2:awww look its Punchy. You want a Biscuit Boy? YOU WANT A BISCUIT?

Punchy:Do you think im a Do-

Shadow M2:*Yeeting A Dog Biscuit* HAVE A BISCUIT.

xxtc-96xx:

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you are a dog, Lucario

mr-gill:

man’s resisting the urge to petpet soooooo hard

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The urge to feel the smoothest thing in the world is strong