-Our dm, when we fail our stealth rolls, but not too badly.
Impress your GM by rolling all dice via putting your tongue in a dicebag, licking a dice out and spitting it at them
i would but im unable to resist the temptation of the cronch
suzanne collins is writing another hunger games book, percy jackson is now trending on twitter, the twilight fandom is reviving, dan howel is everywhere on the internet, and domestic avengers fan fiction is a thing again. ladies, gents, and everyone in between, welcome to the RENAISSANCE
because saying what the fuck out loud has less syllables than saying double-you tee eff as opposed to laugh out loud which is more syllables than saying lawl and that translation stays in the brain. its the brain choosing the option with fewer sounds


