yourplayersaidwhat:

-Our dm, when we fail our stealth rolls, but not too badly.

not-the-face:

College students be like

aboyplaysguitar:

its high time we stop blaming ourselves just because hindsight reveals someones true nature 

probablybadrpgideas:

Impress your GM by rolling all dice via putting your tongue in a dicebag, licking a dice out and spitting it at them

i would but im unable to resist the temptation of the cronch

goawfma:

“sorry to hear that” 💀💀💀💀💀

point-of-know-return:

suzanne collins is writing another hunger games book, percy jackson is now trending on twitter, the twilight fandom is reviving, dan howel is everywhere on the internet, and domestic avengers fan fiction is a thing again. ladies, gents, and everyone in between, welcome to the RENAISSANCE

because saying what the fuck out loud has less syllables than saying double-you tee eff as opposed to laugh out loud which is more syllables than saying lawl and that translation stays in the brain. its the brain choosing the option with fewer sounds

supamuthafuckinvillain:

This is when Iroh became the Illest in my book

deweydell25:

randomfangasm:

celelorien:

badjokesbyjeff:

Justice is best served cold.

Because if it were served warm, it would be justwater.

this one was bad enough to make me slow blink at the computer as i grinned. so therefore i have to inflict it on everyone else, too. them’s the Rules.

If I have to suffer so do you

🙄😜