chefpyro:

Jessie James Potter, you were named after two of the bravest people I ever knew

is his rival Butch Cassidy Malfoy?

hamiltrashyness:

atthedreamersball:

john mulaney is a horrible person. wake up guys. stop reblogging posts about him. stop supporting him. he is a despicable person. seriously. he SAW what they were doing to tyler and he did nothing. tell me, how is he better than a nazi?

well you see he was over there on the bench

alexxdz:

Full offense, but if you pre-ordered Fallout 76 right now, on the day of 5th of June of 2018 or any day before that, without even knowing what kind of game it is, based only on the brand and a CGI trailer that only shows like a desk on a dark room, you’re the prime example of one of the biggest problems in the gaming industry right now and I hope the game is a massive disappointment to you.

theyre probably the same kinds of people who preordered no mans sky

callmekazee:

“Mom, why is my brother named Maes?”


“Because your father loves his best friend and wanted to name your brother after him.”


“What about me?”


“Enough questions, .45 caliber semi-automatic pistol.

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van-dyne:

// What kind of a disney princess are you? (insp)

chefpyro:

me interviewing jesus

So… Mr. Of Nazareth… if that’s your REAL name…

he responds: “joshua, son of joseph, but my friends call me Jojo for short”

krwzprtt:

enochian-dick-jokes:

broke-broken-breaking:

prokopetz:

If you’re trying to catch a housecat that’s gotten outside, don’t forget: they’re an ambush predator and you’re a persistence predator. You have several times more endurance than they do - use that to your advantage! Don’t run after them; that’s playing to the cat’s strengths, and vigorous pursuit may cause them to hide. Instead, follow them at a brisk walking pace until they get tired and need to have a lie-down, at which point you can simply pick them up and take them home.

Ok but no shit this tactic is what allowed humans to survive pre-civilisation

Some mammoth: *chilling, eating grass, mammothing*

Cavedude: *power walks towards them*

Mammoth: oh sIHT

cat : haha you can’t outrun me

human:

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