I know who we all REALLY want to see in Disney’s live action reboots.
Did I ever tell you guys how I actually semi-officially changed the canon of this movie
Oh?
Yeah I got one of the lead writers to make something canon with help from my roommate and his dad.
give us the deets
Ok so this all started with a fan theory I read on Reddit. Basically the theory was that since the only animals in the movie that are shown to be capable of speech used to be human, then any animal that can talk was at one point a human.
On Kuzco’s first night alone in the jungle, he sees a fly in a spiderweb. The fly screams “HELP ME” then gets eaten.
The theory was that that fly used to be human.
So my roommate really liked that theory and said “hey my dad is actually friends with the guy who wrote Emperor’s New Groove, he can ask him to confirm that theory for us.” (I’m not naming names here I don’t wanna get sued)
So a couple days later we get screenshots of my roommate’s dad’s email asking about the theory and the lead writer’s response:
“The fly is… Kuzco’s late father.”
My roommate’s dad: “is that canon?”
Writer: “It is now.”
So Kuzco’s dad was turned into an animal by Yzma, we assume, as part of her ploy to take the throne. It makes SENSE.
And that’s how I helped change the canon of a major Disney movie.
What are some solar eclipse traditions you know of?
Taking down the fire nation
Turning everyone in the country into a powerful alchemic stone.
I mean, if you’re not trying to eat God, then you’re just hurting your eyes looking at one circle covering another and what are you even doing with your life?
I know we used to make “Fucking Alchemists” jokes whenever someone freehanded a perfect circle but nothing beats what happens in the actual show?
Like Mustang literally takes a scalpel and carves a perfect circle and all of its little matrices and geometries into THE BACK OF HIS HAND? He literally had one shot at it and he was in the process of bleeding to death so its not like he could practice or anything just… He went for it in one.
Like How Even
Not only is that impressive, but consider… Roy is right handed, meaning not only did he carve a perfect transmutation circle on the back of his hand while bleeding to death, he did it with his nondominant hand…
full offense but the mcelroys encapsulate modern nerd culture a million times better than the big bang theory ever could.
Counterargument: The McElroys do not embody the sexism, racism, and other forms of bigotry often found in “Nerd Culture” anywhere near as (unintentionally) effectively as TBBT.
Counter-counter argument: the McElroys embody true nerd culture while BBT emvbys fake geek culture. You know the kind that thinks deadpool is straight.
I was so foolish. Now I have seen the light. I am now clear minded.
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I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
