the entirety of the lightning thief really is just Percy, Annabeth, and Grover fighting over the use of one (1) singular brain cell isn’t it
She said, “Children, it is too late to be out all alone. Where are your parents?”
“They’re … um …” Annabeth started to say.
“We’re orphans,” I said.
“Orphans?” the woman said. The word sounded alien in her mouth. “But, my dears! Surely not!”
“We got separated from our caravan,” I said. “Our circus caravan. The ringmaster told us to meet him at the gas station if we got lost, but he may have forgotten, or maybe he meant a different gas station. Anyway, we’re lost. Is that food I smell?”
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He looked us over. “How did you die, then?”
I nudged Grover.
“Oh,” he said. “Um … drowned … in the bathtub.”
“All three of you?” Charon asked.
We nodded.
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“I’m not saying hello to a pink poodle,” I said. “For-get it.”
“Percy,” Annabeth said. “I said hello to the poodle. You say hello to the poodle.”
The poodle growled.
I said hello to the poodle.
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“I don’t know. Just a feeling. Annabeth, come with me-”
“Are you kidding?” She looked at me as if I’d just dropped from the moon. Her cheeks were bright red.
“What’s the problem now?” I demanded.
“Me, go with you to the … the ‘Thrill Ride of Love’? How embarrassing is that? What if somebody saw me?”
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I LOVE my kids
Me reading the lightning thief:
what’s hilarious is that the version of this that’s going around without the quotes is getting heavily commented on that Annabeth has the brain cell the entire time
and like…….. you guys are missing out on the fact that Annabeth was horrified that someone would see her with Percy in an abandonedwater park where the only people there are in fact, her, percy, and grover.
This is Dumbass Annabeth erasure and I won’t stand for it.
remember that time annabeth thought that summoning the grey sisters was a good idea?
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Can we see a cop object head? I think Penny might need help after that shot through the heart, and you're to blame. You give love a bad name, bad name. (Sorry, couldn't help myself on the song ref.)
It’s okay anon I was playing that song the whole time I was drawing the picture lmao
Here you go, Officer Klax & Officer Doughy.
Officer Klax is very strict on rules and will chase anyone down in a second if he finds something is wrong. Despite his hard boiled demeanor he is mostly quiet and likes to keep to himself, but gets extremely loud when angered and is very easily startled.
His partner, Officer Doughy is more relaxed and chummy. Very patient and open to hearing everyone’s side of the story and just really wants to help people the best he can.
They are very close.
They don’t exist in the same universe as penny but idc a cute interaction is a cute interaction
More people need to see this. We stan a multi talented Irish gay icon
GET IT PETUNIA DURSLEY!!!
Please note that there are TWO Fiona Shaw’s. One is the actress, she’s irish. One is the author, she’s english. Both are gay. Author Fiona Shaw was married to a man and has two daughters. Actress Fiona Shaw was never married, until recently, and she is married to a woman.
Fiona Shaw, the author
Thank you so much for the clarification that there are two Fiona Shaws and also the amazing news that they are both gay
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
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