Silver Tongue

lighthousesystem:
“ artisticlog:
“Dream crystal 💎✨
”
Simply beat the negative energy out of your life like a baseball bat
”

artisticlog:
Dream crystal 💎✨
Simply beat the negative energy out of your life like a baseball bat

gunsandfireandshit:
“ picsthatmakeyougohmm:
“hmmm
”
Some of you have never been squash hunting and it really shows
”

picsthatmakeyougohmm:
hmmm
Some of you have never been squash hunting and it really shows

moonlandingwasfaked:
princessparakeet:
my DREAM JOURNAL blog was ?????? flagged???? theres not even any ????? photos???
STAFF TOOK YOUR DREAM JOURNAL

chefpyro:

chefpyro:
chefpyro:
remember when that physicist stuck like 80 bras down his pants
Brian Wecht’s existence never stops being amazing
I mean. He’s mentioned it.
He sold t-shirts.

neophyte-redglare:

..AND SHARPEDO FIN FLIPPERS FOR TORPEDO POWER

emails4change:

thatdivatracy:
This still tickles me so much.

nevermore191:

I was writing a script for a modern adaption of R&J and these came up
The Montacrew: A Summary

caucasianscriptures:

Where is the lie tho?

okwait:

thatenglishchap:
pirate-queen-ali:
thatenglishchap:
polymathematical:
monkeysaysficus:
great-tweets:
👀
They have nine beverages between the two of them
i have that painting ai app on my phone so i went ahead and took the liberty…
What they have are five beverages and four waters. Water, by definition, cannot be a beverage.
The fuck do you mean water cant be a beverage?