whatdoyewant:

vastcool:

galaxywhiz:

vastcool:

We are all God’s children and he left us in a hot car.

Is this Twenty One Pilots?

Disrespect me like that again and I’ll pistol whip your grandparents 

by Fall Out Boy

aaronexplainsitall:

outerrimpilot:

markv5:

Дефицит кадров

“Staff shortage” (the name tag reads “trainee”).

he’s doing SUCH A GOOD JOB PROMOTE HIM MAKE HIM STORE MANAGER

store meownager

poetic-bae:

thug:

black-to-the-bones:

Why do we even need to ask for help? She is totally innocent. What we really need to ask for is to make police accountable for their actions.

Here’s her fund for legal expenses

https://www.youcaring.com/carmenponder-831508

Woooooowwwwww

naruhodos:

kordova:

does anyone have that comic where Phoenix and Layton are sitting there and Phoenix’s hair keeps growing horizontaly and Layton’s hat is growing vertically

memecucker:

ellieintheskywithroxy:

ellieintheskywithroxy:

prudencepaccard:

dagothcares:

scribblesteph:

semituring:

meganphntmgrl:

spontaneous-purple-giraffe:

fakefurby:

hottest take

Would someone please tell me which war crimes she committed? I don’t think anyone has ever mentioned them to me before and I’d really like to know.

Oh, that’s what makes this a TRULY piping hot take. It’s that she, as commander, placed a civilian into combat, which is classified as a war crime because of press ganging and child soldiers, along with the whole general thing about exposing civilians to harm. Like, yeah, generally speaking, inflicting that on someone is a war crime.

The trouble is, the civilian she placed in combat? Herself.

This guy (and Human Pet Guy) are calling her a war criminal because they’re doing mental somersaults to consider her both a commander and a civilian. At the same time.

Yeah.

so we’re just stealing our discourse from fifteenth century france huh

This blog is pro-Joan of Arc and any antis will be promptly blocked

You may be Anglophilic, but are you “the guys who tried Jeanne d’Arc did nothing wrong” Anglophilic?

I know someone who would LOVE this but unfortunately he’s not on tumblr so I have to do the thing where you’re an intnernet cat bringing disgusting mouse memes to people

ok but i swear to god i thought the screenshot was from a fate discourse post and i’m still not entirely convinced it isn’t

HEY GUYS GUESS WHAT I WAS FUCKING RIGHT

So is the OP there basically saying “Fate Grand Order is culturally appropriating Joan of Arc” because this is even better

Anybody in this thread smoke weed?

victorian-sexstache:

i-aint-even-bovvered:

whitexblackrose:

This is like a stereotype aliens would come up with for us just through watching our movies.

I like the idea that they don’t make contact because we’re actually fucking terrifying.

Have you seen American politics recently? We ARE fucking terrifying.

warning: do not let humans near ANY form of fauna. Now matter how dangerous the fauna is, the human will manage to control it.

man-research:

murdoc, on the phone with noodle in prison: so….how’s………..ace…..

noodle: you don’t get to speak his name, you insolent, disgusting, pitiful, writhing worm, begging for mercy from a god that won’t hear you.

murdoc: okay

e-seal:

scotchdog:

DETROIT: BECOME HUMAN (2018, DAVID CAGE)