those little guys on the side of the nerds boxes?????? i love them
i like them
boneless Yoshi
So I got blood drawn today, and left a note for myself last night to remember to fast.
It was much more confusing at 5AM than it was the night before.
….as a person who works in a medical lab, my initial reaction to that sign was ‘This coffee pot is for use with blood only’
We have refrigerators that literally have signs on them that says ‘NO FOOD - BLOOD’ and ‘NO FOOD - SPECIMENS ONLY’ on them.
Same! and then I was confused as to the why of using a coffee pot for blood storage/processing lol
Here is the opposite
if catholicism/christianity is fake… mary really was in that for the long haul. she pulled the longest con in existence & even got her kid in on it
mary’s friend gabriel who knocked her up: you told joseph i was a what now?
mary, taking a sip of her coffee: an angel, gabe. try to keep up.
joseph: what the hell, you’re pregnant?
mary, about to invent christianity: oh? you haven’t heard?
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He probably flung her off of a cliff like everybody else.
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Transphobes aren’t welcome in the community and certainly won’t be greeted with welcoming arms this pride month. Stay inside, don’t have fun. Bye.
Or go out and get your ass beat, I don’t care.
Dragons as spongebob gifs
Red dragon:
Black dragon:
Blue dragon:
Green dragon:
White dragon:
Brown dragon:
Brass dragon:
Copper dragon:
Bronze dragon:
Silver dragon:
Gold:
peter retaliating against “baby monitor protocol” by changing the names of Tony’s Iron Man protocols
“hey FRIDAY, zoom in on that building over there”
“Old Man Bifocals protocol activated, Boss”
“what the fuck did you just say to me”
“FRIDAY alert the team that my thrusters are down and i can’t fly”
“sure thing, activating I’ve Fallen and I Can’t Get Up Protocol”
“PETER WE TALKED ABOUT THIS”
Tony: FRIDAY, open these encrypted files we don’t have a lot of time-
FRIDAY: activating the Fr E Sh A Voca Do protocol
Tony, sobbing: PETER WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK DOES THIS MEAN
AMAZING
-Peter gets hurt in a battle-
FRIDAY: Bone Hurting Juice Protocol has been activated - Mr. Parker is in distress.
Tony: -stops- He’s what? The what?
Peter: -over the com- Oof, ouch… my bones…Tony: FRIDAY! Engage autopilot!
FRIDAY: Activating Jesus Take The Wheel protocol.
Tony: Really, Pete?
Whenever Tony tries to leave a situation, FRIDAY plays the song “Fuck This Shit I’m Out” really loudly.
