Silver Tongue
motherhenna:
“Asriel Dreemurr from Undertale’s final fight. Don’t think I’ll ever truly get over this game: first video game that ever made me ugly cry. Listened to this orchestral over of “Somewhere Over the Rainbow” while making this.
”

motherhenna:

Asriel Dreemurr from Undertale’s final fight. Don’t think I’ll ever truly get over this game: first video game that ever made me ugly cry. Listened to this orchestral over of “Somewhere Over the Rainbow” while making this.

I ALMOST FORGOT!!!!!

gravityfallsrockz:

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Sorry for being almost late, how could I have almost forgotten?! 

Today is an international holiday. 

It is the day Gravity Falls officially began and entered our lives. 

Happy 7th anniversary Gravity Falls. 

Man I can’t believe it’s already 7 years old…. :*) 

paleimitatorz:
“ del: yo if i pick that slice up for you it’ll look like you’re levitating it with your mind
russel: i love you man
”

paleimitatorz:

del: yo if i pick that slice up for you it’ll look like you’re levitating it with your mind

russel: i love you man

merelyafluke:

A country bumpkin and an asshole.

classpectanon:
“djkhalid voice ANOTHA ONE
”

classpectanon:

djkhalid voice ANOTHA ONE

nerdgul:
“ mornington-the-crescent:
“ rook-the-bard-new:
“ kompanie-mutter:
“ der-wissenschaftler:
“ anxietylord:
“Imagine living in the 18th c when a wig was more expensive than a fucking cannon
”
someone who understands how to budget please help my...

nerdgul:

mornington-the-crescent:

rook-the-bard-new:

kompanie-mutter:

der-wissenschaftler:

anxietylord:

Imagine living in the 18th c when a wig was more expensive than a fucking cannon

someone who understands how to budget please help my crew is dying

spend less on wigs

No

Me, a gentleman in the 18th Century: I have £ 32; what should I buy?

My friend: You can buy two whole cannons with that.

Me: Wig.

I like how wig prices dispite inflation have managed to stay the same.

eddrian32:

chefpyro:

There were bawsses awound.

https://www.twitch.tv/thechefpyro

ChefPyro “Hewoo, any bosses around?”

Boss *appears*

ChefPyro 

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lordhellebore:

mistflarden:

“In Europe they–”

WHERE in Europe??!? WHERE??? You mean Iceland?? Azerbaijan? The Netherlands? Liechtenstein???? THERE ARE 50 COUNTRIES IN EUROPE. ALL WITH DIFFERENT CULTURES. SO PRAY TELL ME, WHERE IN FUCKING EUROPE.

THANK YOU.

Falman: Tell me, Barry, exactly what you were doing before I got home.
Barry the Chopper: Well, I was upstairs, sitting in my room and reading a book when this guy walked in. So I walked up to him and me, uh, chopped him 37 times in the chest.
Falman: Barry, that kills people!

toxic-spill:

Human trafficking?  Nah.  The UN has a better word for what’s happening: genocide.  See below:

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