speedoweedo:

speedoweedo:

ndiecity:

speedoweedo:

speedoweedo:

on a list of dumb shit i know:

• the grass in the original shrek movie is not grass. its hair. they used hair textures for the grass bc the actual grass for some reason in their computer modelling programs would not behave like grass so they used hair textures colored green.

• elvis presley was a registered DEA officer who asked nixon for the title and was awarded it.

What else?

• the great escape artist houdini was living in a time period where mysticism, fortune telling, ouija boards, seances and etc were becoming very common place and trendy. and he fucking hated it so much. so much that he would go to seances in disguise and make some bullshit off the wall shit like “my son died last year can you let me talk to him” and the seance person would be like ‘THIS IS YOUR SON HELLO FATHER’ then he’d rip off his disguise and be like YOU FRAUD I HAVE NO CHILDREN.
  
• He died on Halloween night in detroit and as far as i know every year they hold seances on halloween trying to get in contact with his spirit. If seances work i bet his ghost is just pissed off and not responding out of raw spite.

• foxes cant snarl like dogs and wolves cus the muscles in their muzzle dont allowe it so they just drop their jaws and scream.
  

tarabillinger:

Hey, kid. Watch out. 

andrusi:

captainsnoop:

i don’t remember where i read this so take it with a grain of salt, but i remember reading about Retro Studios talking with Nintendo during the development of Metroid Prime and Retro asked if Samus could actually do some bounty hunting for once 

and Nintendo was like “what do you mean?” 

and Retro was like “You know. Accept money to hunt down wanted people.”

and nintendo was just like “what??? what?! no! no she can’t do that! why would you even ask!” 

and Retro had to explain to Nintendo what a bounty hunter was, because evidently they thought the phrase “bounty hunter” meant “cool space explorer” and not “person who accepts money to hunt people” 

Headcanon accepted: Samus became a bounty hunter because she thought it just meant cool space explorer

she wanted to be cool like boba fett

gaygothur:

gaygothur:

gaygothur:

Royal houses where every single member has the same horrible horrible face is one of the funniest developments of monarchism 

And to add more to this, the House of Habsburg still looks like this in 2018

rickenart:

So after the Pokémon Gold demo leaked obviously this caught my interest. here’s my take on a few of the sprites for the unused Pokémon, more to come eventually.

My friend has started a project to collect sprites like these and make a listing of sprites by many artists so please, check it out, reblog, or even contribute!

rumwik:

Let’s not.

captainlordauditor:

venerabledreadnought:

captainlordauditor:

prairiedawn:

captainlordauditor:

i just think the world would be a better place if we would all take a bit of time to examine how we personally interact with stories

I, for one, am a complex network of interconnected stories stored on a meat based drive.

that is quite possibly the most terrifying way of describing a human but honestly same

That’s not scary. What’s scary is that you’re a ghost and a skeleton working together to Pilot fleshy power armor made by your mother

You know, I expected to regret making this post for entirely different reasons than I actually regret making this post.

setheverman:

therealjacksepticeye:

setheverman:

thornyrosewithoutthet:

@setheverman

mood

This picture is just the reverse of this…

jack…

askdammek:

stinko