Silver Tongue

chefpyro:

Timmy Turner never wished to get rid of poverty, discrimination or slavery so he sucks objectively

There was en episode where timmy wished to see what the world would be like if he didnt exist and it turned out chester got cosmo and wanda and wished away poverty. its possible he wished away discrimination and racism too since in that timeline he was considered the objectively best and most selfless person to have fairies.

so while timmy does suck, he sucks even more for undoing all the good that chester did by wishing to exist again.

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gahdamnpunk:

This makes my blood boil..They really do not gaf about poor people..

Rest in peace Yeweinisht Mesfin. You won’t be forgotten.

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glistoon:

imagine, if you will, a trash-talking all might

imagine the Sheer Power

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goldello:

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zanmor:

weloveshortvideos:

I was practicing and

[guitar playing]

little one: your phone is stuck inside. your phone is stuck inside. [reaches in guitar for phone]

guitarist, laughing: thank you.

little one: next time be careful with your phone.

That is pure

Such a cutie 😭😭😭

fangirltothefullest:

This joke was the funniest thing to me as a kid, the moment I understood the joke I was ECSTATIC.

thisbelongsto-nohbodys:

shadowofthelamp:

magicteaparties-inwonderland:

perryplat:

phinflynn:

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“Y’see, the first time my Dad kissed my Mom was at a Love Handel concert, and it’s their anniversary -“

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“B to the O-R-I-N-G.”

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“Not yet Ferb.”

i love how he doesn’t say ”no, ferb.”

he says ”not yet.”

as in they were planning to bludgeon him with a mace

Ferb I know what were gonna do today

To people who never saw this whole scene, notice that Ferb’s holding a bag. They were planning to not only bludgeon him with that mace, but stuff him in a bag to bring back to their house.

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