c2ndy2c1d:

He loves his little impostor baby very much!

TWITTER

aprilthoughts-gov:

sparkytheandroid:

when i was a baby i thought big words and oxford commas and kcup coffee machines make u smart. you know what makes you smart? loving ur friends.

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thatmew:
“ p0ppplio:
“ millerhighlifethechampagneofbeer:
“someone make the outside of the car minecraft
” ”
Yo where tf my silt strider taking me
”

thatmew:

p0ppplio:

millerhighlifethechampagneofbeer:

someone make the outside of the car minecraft

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Yo where tf my silt strider taking me

ya-local-bastard-cryptid:

cuteness–overload:

🐶 reallly said, “LEAVE BRUH”. 🚪

“He found the courier peeking” like bruh, if a dog opened the door for me and took the package I’d be peeking too 😂💀

luidilovins:
“ punchsportsandpunchlines:
“ someone once said the definition of modern art is it still elicits as strong an emotional response in you as classical art but you can no longer understand or articulate why
”
to this day this is still...

luidilovins:

punchsportsandpunchlines:

someone once said the definition of modern art is it still elicits as strong an emotional response in you as classical art but you can no longer understand or articulate why

to this day this is still ultimately my favorite post on this site

thenatsdorf:

Magic.

Caleb widogast

psychoticrambling:
“ psychoticrambling:
“ psychoticrambling:
“I may have created a twitter account claiming to be the california state government and immediately pissed off trump
”
I’m having way too much fun with this account
”
more states have...

psychoticrambling:

psychoticrambling:

psychoticrambling:

I may have created a twitter account claiming to be the california state government and immediately pissed off trump

I’m having way too much fun with this account

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more states have joined in

gun-flame:

if you need a “secret terf account” because you understand that 90% of your following would evaporate the moment you post your inane unhinged shit on main maybe take it as a hint that your political opinions are ghoulish and cult-like

pembrokewkorgi:

In this installment of Cartoon Commentaries, @krunchylex and I get lied to by Johnny Cypher.

audio-video-disco:

fireladyursa:

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Juggling was like the one thing he couldn’t do!