legend-of-sora:

jhameia:

velocicrafter:

weloveshortvideos:

He actually told the time

HOW did the parent not die laughing immediately!?

OMG HE ACTUALLY TOLD THE TIME

At first I was just like- why is everyone so impressed that someone knew how to read a clock?

And then I got it.

bemusedlybespectacled:
“ witchedybitchedy:
“ ruby–wednesday:
“ thecharge:
“ ariaste:
“ margotkim:
“ This is the greatest progression of events I have ever read, where’s my historical gay romance novel about this
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KING JAMES, CAN YOU CHILL?
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bemusedlybespectacled:

witchedybitchedy:

ruby–wednesday:

thecharge:

ariaste:

margotkim:

This is the greatest progression of events I have ever read, where’s my historical gay romance novel about this

KING JAMES, CAN YOU CHILL?

Local King Cannot Stop Promoting His Boyfriend

where’s the lush period drama about this series of events?

fun thing about king James, this guy was fairly public about his bf (more public than what was acceptable). He threw lots of extravagant parties with his man on his arm. It pissed off the church obviously so to get them off his back, he’s the one that ordered the third translation of the Bible from Hebrew to English (the King James Version aka the Authorized Version) so the Bible every hot blooded all American Christian reads today was literally just written so a very gay king could fuck his boyfriend in peace.

oh my god this is hilarious

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“guys, guys. I know this looks kinda gay, and i promise i have a good explanation for all this, but have you considered… that jesus… is also gay? checkmate, heteros.”

daniethowell:

Y'all reactions to Gay/Lesbian erasure:

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Y’all reactions to Trans/Pan/Bi/Asexual erasure:

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sociallyacceptablemadness:

anarcho-socialist-latina:

ventela1:

neurodiversitysci:

gingerautie:

swagintherain:

It’s that simple.

This is why universal programs are important. Every single kid in my school got an eye test through the school at age 10. We just had some opticians come in and take over a room for a week to test every child. Testing for shit like colourblindness too. You need to test every single kid, or some of them will get missed. They might get missed because their parents don’t have vision problems and missed the signs, they might get missed because their parents can’t afford regular opticians visits, they might get missed because their parents couldn’t afford glasses, or couldn’t afford new lenses when a kids’s prescription changed. but they’ll get missed, and that’s really, really bad.

Systemic inability to afford glasses is terrible. I forget how lucky we are here to have the NHS. I mean, my mum hated her big blue NHS glasses, but she had them. And when I got glasses age 14 you got an £80 voucher for kids frames, and then lenses were free. IDK what it’s like now what with the cuts and all, but universal access to basic healthcare is so important.

People underestimate the degree to which kids do badly in school because of vision problems. Personally, if I were helping a child who was failing, it’s one of the first things I’d check.

With wealthier kids who actually get eye exams, and have their vision corrected to 20/20, it’s visual processing problems like difficulty converging at near or processing clutter or tracking. With poorer kids, it can be all of that, or just needing glasses.

And then kids grow up thinking they’re stupid or lazy when really they just can’t see.

Many people don’t think of poor eyesight as a disability, but it is. You don’t have to be legally blind to benefit from accommodations, i e eyeglasses.

This is why it pisses me off when yt leftists say the Black Panthers breakfast program was not “revolutionary enough”. The mere act of surviving is resistance and revolutionary. When everyone wants your children dead, feeding them and ensuring their survival is resistance to the status quo. Fuck yt leftists. Y’all ain’t shit.

As a lifelong glasses wearer (22 years now) and an educator, I fucking hate these types of headlines because it’s like…omg…like…if we stop and like…provide for children’s basic needs they’ll perform better?  What sort of sorcery is this?! 

How fucking revolutionary that humans can reach their real potential when given the proper tools to do so.

/s

The system is built to keep the poor, the POC, the disabled, and other marginalized groups at the bottom.  It happens in so many ways; it’s quite insidious what poverty does to keep someone under your thumb.

itswalky:
“ wackd:
“ likelikedirtycute:
“ dustrial-inc:
“ luzialowe:
“ unpretty:
“ unpretty:
“ well,
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I’M SCREAMING
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This may be some of the best excel sourced humor.
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This is 10000% more in character than every moment of the Dark Knight...

itswalky:

wackd:

likelikedirtycute:

dustrial-inc:

luzialowe:

unpretty:

unpretty:

well,

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I’M SCREAMING

This may be some of the best excel sourced humor.

This is 10000% more in character than every moment of the Dark Knight franchise.

i can’t believe bruce breaks text into two rows rather than using the “wrap text” feature

tim cleans this up for him later

i wanna see lego batman listing all these

taylorsmindandheart:
“Nailed it.
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Why are some posts on the blog blocked by safe mode?
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diamondbubbles:

(mod: I have no idea tbh? maybe tumblr’s filtering system is being stupid, because there’s no tags that would be considered n/sfw and the blog isn’t flagged as n/sfw?? If any of you know how to fix it can you IM me with a link to it?)

it could depend on who it was reblogged by. Like if someone reblogs it from a blog marked nsfw, that instance would be considered nsfw

Psst hey, guess what?

diamondbubbles:

(mod: This blog is not a fetish blog, so please try not to be creepy in my inbox. It’s not a fat or pregnancy fetish blog.  I don’t even know where people are getting these assumptions that this blog is for fetish purposes.)

vampire-crimson:

lizmaryr:

pyreo:

bemusedlybespectacled:

fucking christ I am sobbing

“If the men find out we can shapeshift, they’re going to tell the church!“

i didnt learn anything about contouring but that’s okay

Do yourself a favour and watch this. I am sobbing with laughter at one a clock in the morning, i literally had to stop the video because I couldn’t see through my tears of mirth.

PRESS PLAY. 

IF YOU DO NOT WATCH THIS

YOU ARE MISSING OUT

i still have no idea how to fuckin contour but there are much more important things for this person to teach you

haridraws:
“CON SAVE // one of my comics from the D&Doodles book
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haridraws:

CON SAVE // one of my comics from the D&Doodles book