Awesome Childhood Spelling

allthingslinguistic:

dedalvs:

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Uhh…where it says “looked” read “lopped”. lol This is based on the original tweet you see up there by Twitter user @Sal_Perez4 (see the original tweet here).

Another, similar thread by Jonathon Owen on the linguistics of this same excellent tweet.

jake-richmond:
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turing-tested:

ngl sometimes I shove my fists into plastic cups and pretend they’re hooves for a couple joy filled minutes. it’s really relaxing and I’d recommend it

fishycorvid:

miyajimosachi:

Sex is good and all but have you ever had your hairdresser scratch your scalp during a shampoo with the vigor of an embittered 17th century Puritan washerwoman? Perfection.

this was ghostwritten by charles boyle

dragonfangz:

johnlockandthedoctorsblog:

fuckyeahwomenprotesting2:

freedominwickedness:

In medieval culture, an event like a royal christening is not a private party; it’s the public social event of the year. To not invite any person of rank to such an event is a deadly insult.

Maleficent is certainly someone you wouldn’t want at a party, but she’s also someone powerful enough that only a fool would ever dare treat her with such blatant disrespect. The only way the King and Queen could possibly have gotten away with not inviting Maleficent was to not invite any of the fairies at all; inviting the other fairies and excluding her is explicitly taking sides in the conflict between the fairy factions.

Which means they made themselves her sworn enemies, and she responded by treating them as such from then on. If you actually get into analyzing the social dynamics of the scene, it’s very clear that Maleficent was willing to show mercy at first by giving the King and Queen a chance to apologize for their disrespect to her. She doesn’t curse Aurora until after she gives them that chance and they throw it back in her face with further disrespect.

And yeah, if the King and Queen had done the properly respectful thing and invited her, Maleficent would have given Aurora a scary awesome present. Moreover so would the other fairies, because at that point both sides would be using it as an opportunity to show off and one-up each other. What they gave her before Maleficent showed up was basically just trivial party favors by fairy standards.

How do you know so much about the social dynamics of medieval fairies

How don’t you

We need a story where the humans are actually smart and respectful to both sides, and get a totally badass princess. Id love to know more about the social dynamics of medieval fairies. I’ll trade art for knowledge

moral of the story; dont piss off the fae

bloomprima:

tbh? feel the rain on your skin. no one else can feel it for you! only YOU can let it in. no one else. NO ONE ELSE can speak the words on your lips.

b1gsp1n:

macbookprotagonist:

mcashhole1:

When being bubble buddies goes wrong :/

this is what a generation of niggas raised on Spongebob looks like

I’m Crying!!!!

mjalti:

good thoughts: solar power

bad thoughts: Yzma (main character of Emperors New Groove fame) shouting PULL THE LEVER KRONK everytime I pass by a fire alarm

fckmeintheassihatethisname:

a-tergo-lupi:

Just gonna leave this here 😊

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